680: When to Say When

[Preston Buttons]

Originally Posted by catPee

McNally stop making Canadians look like lazy stupid retards.

KATG fans. Please don't think Vancouverites are as lazy, stupid, unmotivated, boring and dumb as McNally. I renounce him. I bet he's not even originally from Van. Slackers/hipsters are played out here already, so they must be played out x10 in NYC where Vancouverites copy half their shit from anyway.

McNally please say something intelligent.

ha!

catpee

I was surprised when I heard he was from Vancouver. My expectations would be far lower otherwise.

[pelerapture]

Hey McNally How do you like your coffee?

I like mine crisp and the blue ones were the better ones.

I'm an American but I have connections, your Canadian mind games won't work on us.

I'm watching you.

KATG are you sure he's not a robot?

[McNally]

Originally Posted by catPee

McNally stop making Canadians look like lazy stupid retards.

I'm gonna bet Kitsilano. Take a power walk with your poodle, it'll calm you down.

[flerchin]

Originally Posted by catPee

McNally stop making Canadians look like lazy stupid retards.

KATG fans. Please don't think Vancouverites are as lazy, stupid, unmotivated, boring and dumb as McNally. I renounce him. I bet he's not even originally from Van. Slackers/hipsters are played out here already, so they must be played out x10 in NYC where Vancouverites copy half their shit from anyway.

McNally please say something intelligent.

ha!

catpee

McNally is my favorite Canadian by far. Although I can understand how you would be bitter about losing him. I guess I can appreciate his creativity and personality in spite of his exposure to douches like you.

[Paulo]

Poor Canada, eternally cursed to playing second fiddle.

[ababuu]

holy fuck, how long is the pedo in UK story? it's still going...

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by McNally

I'm gonna bet Kitsilano. Take a power walk with your poodle, it'll calm you down.

lulz. Down by Shaughnessy, likely. Mom drives a mercedes C class blah blah blah.

catPee - you're making me feel sick BEING from Vancouver, and fuck - I'm in Surrey, that's saying something.

McNally - Try drinking at least 1 - 2 liters of water a day, give it a week - and it should help. I used to have to piss tons too, same as you - hamster fucking bladder, consider it kegel exercises for men.

AND - Most importantly, the 36 year old going into the shower? All he has to say is "Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but I should go first. I have your daughter's stink ALL over my face. Man, she LOVES it when I muff dive."

[Melvin]

Hey McNally, peeing a lot can be an early sign of diabetes, watch out for your breath smelling of pear drops and increased thirst. It can happen to skinny peeps too

[flotsky]

Originally Posted by scottperezfox

McNally,

I find that if you keep a gatorade bottle close to your bed, and piss into that, it makes your wake-ups much shorter, and thus helps your night seem less interrupted. You'd be surprised how much the sleep-walk to the bathroom can tax you in terms of how you feel the next morn. It's a little dodgy, but it works. Just make sure you cut off the top of the bottle and make the hole bigger so you can fit your willy into it. Half the time I get wood in the middle of the night, and my aim reduces to zero.

I'm pretty lazy, but even if I was waking up ten times a night to piss, I'm prepared to commit to the effort of actually pissing into a toilet.

[McNally]

Originally Posted by andsoitgoes

McNally - Try drinking at least 1 - 2 liters of water a day, give it a week - and it should help. I used to have to piss tons too, same as you - hamster fucking bladder, consider it kegel exercises for men.

Yeah? That's much easier than going to a doctor. I'll start right now!

Do you still drink that much water everyday, or does it level out after awhile so you can pull back on the water intake?