686: That One Percent

[biddly]

Originally Posted by TimJacobs

Is the 'leaving home age' in America this low? I am 20 years old and i dont think im ready to leave yet. I have a job but i have still 4 years of school ahead i cant even afford living somewhere else at the moment. All of my friends live at home too (and no i dont only know geeks or whatever) maybe it is because i live in another country. Also i think it changes if you hate your parents, i only live with my dad and brother and sister and my dad works a lot.

Also i think that is because the age of some things is later here. Like marriage etc.

i think it depends on whether or not you like getting laid. most women find it a turn off to sneak past your parent's bedroom, fuck you as quietly as possible, then sneak out while you find a place to hide your used condom cause' mom still cleans your room and empties your trash and pretends she hasn't found your massive porn collection under your bed of all places.

honestly, if you're in college and working towards a goal, don't be embarrassed to live with your folks for a bit. it can keep you focused on school. but i don't think you're really an adult until you're out on your own. it's not until you have to choose between paying the electric bill or putting gas in the car that you get an idea of what responsibility is truly like.

[Keith]

Part of the reason our Adult Age is 25.

[DrWernerBest]

So, McNally breaks the camera and Chemda has to pretend to be a battered wife? Strange, that ...

[starscream]

Originally Posted by memecherry

Would love for [Dan] and Jesse Joyce to be on a show together.

I'm not saying they're not both good guests, but don't you think they sound the same? Not necessarily their voices, but how they talk? I suppose maybe I will find out how wrong that is when they are on together, but for now, I'm standing by it.

[RichieGB]

All that effort...aren't they going to send it back when they see that the serial number on the camera doesn't match the one on the box?

[brianward81]

While waiting at the airport in Hong Kong for 7 hours my wife and I got a 30 minute deep tissue massage - sans the finishing moves.

The whole time I was in pain but I thought, "Well this must be how its supposed to be. I've paid them and they obviously know what they're doing." My masseuse would dig her elbows into my neck and I'd make involuntary sounds and I'd always want to say, "aaaaagggggeeeeoooooyoufuckingwhooooooreaaaaaeeee" . But when it finished I felt like a million bucks. A million bucks who just got beat the fuck up.

[memecherry]

Originally Posted by starscream

I'm not saying they're not both good guests, but don't you think they sound the same? Not necessarily their voices, but how they talk? I suppose maybe I will find out how wrong that is when they are on together, but for now, I'm standing by it.

They are both smart, and quite eloquent, but Jesse is a bit more wakka wakka about his delivery...

I kinda like Dan a bit more... The funnies come across a bit more natural.... I like Jesse, but his delivery seems a bit more I don't know..... Like "Hey I'm a professional comic, here is a joke, wakka wakka".

[JakeSol007]

i vote to have dan and jesse on a show together , can you imaging the stories they have about eachother ,, it could be like a week long marathon show probably!

[Drizzt7]

Did anyone else's parents wake them up by rubbing their arms? My mum did for awhile. I had to talk to her about it, it was just so weird. I had to tell her that I'd rather her yelling at me. I can still feel her waking me up like that, too. It was so creepy...

[MaH112]

PIC URL: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2264/...3b24a9.jpg?v=0

This, my friends, is “Kristen,” a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, “Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman for an hour?” No, because I’d last anywhere from 5-10 minutes, meaning I’d be paying $4,100 dollars to sit next to her in dead silence for 50-55 minutes, every once in a while attempting to stop the awkwardness by saying stuff like, “So, do you watch Lost? No? It’s pretty good.”
That doesn’t mean she’s not sexy. But men pay to have sex with her, which is sort of creepy. I saw Indecent Proposal, I know how this shit goes down. But either way, it’s not up to me, my friends, its up to you. So I ask you, in the midst of this scandal, the most important question: Is Spitzer’s whore creepy….or sexy?

(http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/12/c...pitzers-whore/)