694: Go Directly to Jail

Keith · 03-24-2008, 06:20 PM

"The cake is not a lie."

McNally · 03-24-2008, 06:58 PM

I don't really have any theories about Chemda playing group games, except that she's definitely got those laughing ears, if you follow.

But I have some thoughts about solo games like Arkanoid. First you gotta ask yourself, why am I playing Arkanoid? It can't be to win, because you can't win. There is no ending. You just fuck around until you die, that's the whole game. Because of that, I can't imagine an outcome in Arkanoid that wouldn't frustrate Chemda. Even if she played for an hour straight, she'd still die at the end. Every outcome is gonna be bad.

But the real point I wanted to make is that me and Spooky are totally good at Contra. We got to the 5th board, without even using the 30 man code. Because we couldn't get it to work.

Keith · 03-24-2008, 07:27 PM

Is this from the same guy that said PATIONATELY said they're not called boards?

McNally · 03-24-2008, 07:34 PM

I'm willing to make a joke even if only 2 people get it. But you're right. Maybe in Albany they're called boards. In civilized life, we call them levels. Or even stages.

JamIsNotGlue · 03-24-2008, 07:48 PM

But not areas. Never areas.

Mydrall75 · 03-24-2008, 08:38 PM

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memecherry · 03-24-2008, 09:24 PM

random fact about Daisy on Rock of love. She's Oscar De La Hoya's niece...

Daisy De la Hoya... making the family proud....

earlofbass · 03-24-2008, 11:19 PM

ha here is a VidoeJug move on the subject. Now you can keep your arms and go to bed.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-...uddling-in-bed

brianward81 · 03-25-2008, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by earlofbass

ha here is a VidoeJug move on the subject. Now you can keep your arms and go to bed.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-...uddling-in-bed

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earlofbass · 03-25-2008, 02:12 AM

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03-24-2008, 06:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
McNally Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,314	I don't really have any theories about Chemda playing group games, except that she's definitely got those laughing ears, if you follow. But I have some thoughts about solo games like Arkanoid. First you gotta ask yourself, why am I playing Arkanoid? It can't be to win, because you can't win. There is no ending. You just fuck around until you die, that's the whole game. Because of that, I can't imagine an outcome in Arkanoid that wouldn't frustrate Chemda. Even if she played for an hour straight, she'd still die at the end. Every outcome is gonna be bad. But the real point I wanted to make is that me and Spooky are totally good at Contra. We got to the 5th board, without even using the 30 man code. Because we couldn't get it to work. Last edited by McNally; 03-24-2008 at 07:10 PM.
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