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My grandma had a cat that pissed on her pillow; shit too I think like some kind of combo. My grandma bitched about her pillow smelling, so my granddad took his four kids (my dad and his three sisters) out for a car drive with the cat, and then, on some highway that wasn't busy at the time, took the cat and threw him out the window. Damn sometimes I wish I got to meet my grand-dad ROFL. |
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04-05-2008, 06:46 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Chicken fried steak is cube steak battered up like fried chicken and fried in a pan. Cube steak is pretty tough and nasty to eat. Cooking it this way is about the only good way to prepare it. I think calling their chicken strips Chicken Fried Chicken is just their way of having some good old country fun.
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We went down to Virginia for a vacation once and went to a very rural area and had the luck of visiting a good ol' country fair. It was hilarious! This man was selling knives and confederate flag bikinis and kept hollering at us to come in and show those goddamned yankees who's boss. He kept hollering stuff about how they won the war and all kinds of crazy rants. Then we went to see the big motorcross show which consisted of one guy riding a motorcycle around a little roped off course and he climbed up and down the trailer he hauled his bike in. The best part was the family sitting next to us who the only member of the family who had a pair of shoes on was dad. I could not even imagine walking around a fairground with no shoes on! The poor kids had hardly any teeth and the conversations I overheard were amazing. When we would go to the store for anything it turned into a 10 minute where y'all from, what y'all doing in these parts. One women went on to tell me all about her family and god bless her heart said things you probably should not tell a stranger!! I thought I was bad living in my small town! There was a little vineyard nearby so we checked it out to find the woman behind the counter was totally blitzed! I think I'm going to retire there!
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Okay, so I was a couple days behind, but I almost shit myself when that KC dance club was mentioned. It's less than a mile from my house! Why in the HELL would a New Yorker end up at that dump of a place? I mean, I'm sure there are tons of titty bars between here and there. Talk about a shit hole. WTF?
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A friend of mine has a cat that poops on the roof. Her husband has to go out once a week and hose off the roof to keep the turds from staining the shake roof. Weird. Last edited by OSLIN; 04-16-2008 at 04:00 PM. |
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And the weird thing is...they ALL seem to go to church. Hmmm. When I made the observation that church must just be a social function for all these people I was treated like a pariah. Right, you are all SOOOOOO christian. Lost a long term relationship because he wanted to stay in Nashville. |
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