702: Office Humor

[Keith]

"When I need to bust a nut, I gotta get into the city toot sweet."


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[Club Sandwich]

The crazy office stuff reminded me of this:

[gumby013]

A note on me almost never taking notes in high school:

There was one teacher who required us to take notes in class. We would get chewed out if she saw us not writing things down. So, instead of taking real notes, I wrote every word she said...without vowels.

[Solidgun]

I put up with all kinds of shit, just to do this on April 1st.

I told my employer that I am quitting......then I walked out. I think they thought it was April Fools' day joke until I didn't come back that day or yesterday (4/2).

Good thing I have a good full time day job.

[Jenna_f]

My birthday is on April first.
That's allways fun...

[andsoitgoes]

Jeremy's Aspie pic looks like the Pope w/ Hat.

Weird.

Originally Posted by gumby013

There was one teacher who required us to take notes in class. We would get chewed out if she saw us not writing things down. So, instead of taking real notes, I wrote every word she said...without vowels.

Um. Ahem. Someone needs a book.



Should I bring it on the 15th?

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by andsoitgoes

Um. Ahem. Someone needs a book.



Should I bring it on the 15th?

Awesome! For sure.

[TheCakes]

Get this prank they pulled of my dad. he manages a company which make all the food for hospitals in Northern CA. One of the chefs screamed at the top of his lungs and my dad ran into the kitchen (my father is a fragile man) to see what had happened. As he walk in, he sees the chef with a towel wrapped around his hand, blood everywhere and chunks of flesh coming off. My father, who nearly fainted, ran to get a 1st aid kit. Turned out, it was all chunks of cranberry (the canned kind you eat on thanksgiving)....some jokes are not funny. If my dad would have fainted, that would have really sucked

[phooey]

A while back a boss of mine called me from home, he was taking the day off, I think April 1st was on a friday.. he called me in the morning to ask me to get copies of my last 3 expense reports because someone in finance wanted to take a look at them. At first I thought, no biggie.. then he called back and said.. make 3 copies of them and ask another one of guys that I worked with to do the same. He said.. there would be a meeting after lunch in teh boardroom with the Vp of Finance and the Vp of Operations.. I freaked.. went to another boss, my boss's boss who said.. "look, I don't know what is up, but don't be late"

I thought , this must be an april fools joke.. then my boss called me again and said.. "what are you wearing?" and I told him.. "it's casual friday man" and he said that he would be wearing a suit.. and he hates suits.

after lunch, I went to the boardroom with the other guy.. had my expense reports... I couldn't find anything wrong.. the VP of ops came in and would not make eye contact with me... she just took her copies.. then the VP of finance came in and we waited for my boss.. who did show up in a suit!

I thought, my job was gone.. when.. the VP of finance said.. "April Fools!"

i felt honored in a way that they would go all out to fuck with me...

you know? it was really elaborate.. my boss was dying.. "you should have seen your face!!!"

yeah.. anyway, we are stil friends.. crazy sob

[SanFranStagehand]

Originally Posted by andsoitgoes

Jeremy's Aspie pic looks like the Pope w/ Hat.

Weird.



Um. Ahem. Someone needs a book.



Should I bring it on the 15th?

KD Lang has autism?