716: Derby!!!

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by Preston Buttons

Isn't car racing the lowest common denominator?

No, that would be professional wrestling.

[jisabi]

Originally Posted by Preston Buttons

Isn't car racing the lowest common denominator?

No, no, no! The lowest common denominator is some math term, don't know how to relate it car racing, but I have to agree derby is obviously the lowest common detonator. Its the cheapest most PWT way that anyone could blow the roof off a hizzy (or open air arena). Its what unites us as Americans. It could also be the lowest common dominator, cause it does that too.

[Aurora]

Oh my gosh... lol.

The song at the end - It's so funny that it's such a big deal to you guys. I can't even begin to tell you how much country was involved in my childhood. That song, along with others just as silly, was just always played. I don't even think twice about it when I hear them...

[MichaelG]

Is "DERBY" the new "Popa"

[Grapist]

(If you thought the sexy tractor one was odd)

Every time you take a sip
In this smokey atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips
And I wish I was your beer
And in the small there of your back
Your jeans are playin' peek-a-boo
I'd like to see the other half
of your butterfly tattoo

Hey that gives me an idea
lets get out of this bar
Drive out into the country
And find a place to park

CHORUS
Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you in a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks

I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods I used to hunt
Don't worry babe I've got your back
And I've also got your front
I'd hate to waste a night like this
I'll keep you safe you wait and see
The only thing allowed to crawl all over you
When we get there is me

You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But I got way more class than them
Babe that ain't what I want

CHORUS
Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks

Now ooohhh you never know where one might be
And ooohhh there's lots of places that are hard to reach

CHORUS
I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like you kiss you baby way back in the sticks
I'd like you walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks

Oh I'd sure like to check you for ticks

Come on!

[Aurora]

Originally Posted by Grapist

Ticks song...

Ugh. I hate that one. It's so disgusting.

[Sparrow]

Who's this handsome boy? Very cute Mr. Malley.

[jayphailey]

What was all this about Ian?

Jay ~Meow!~

[whatwouldruthdo]

Not to be a know-it-all asshole, but I'm an attorney and I thought I'd mention that common law marriage has nothing to do with how long you're together. You can't end up married by accident. In states where common law marriage is recognized you have to have the intent to be married, among other requirements.

So you're safe, Keith & Chemda, even if you move to some backwards state like Kansas (where I'm from)!

[dragonize]

George Lucas used Tunisia as the set for Tatooine, the desert planet that Luke grew up on...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatooine

And it's pronounced "too-knee-zhee-uh."