718: KATG Heals

[ryanknapper]

See? I'm just as much of an artist as them. All of my lies are art.

[_Sean_]

Originally Posted by ryanknapper

See? I'm just as much of an artist as them. All of my lies are art.

He said he lied to raise awareness of animal cruelty. Ok, I gotta go find that damn link...

[Dodecahedron]

Just an update and to clear things up. CHemda, sounds like you had the exact same thing, only difference is your drained properly while mine swelled up like a balloon and then popped three days later. I am not filled with the bondo/stucco yet, need to wait until the bleeding stops altogether. And no, shit doesn't come out both holes, but everything does mix together.

[_Sean_]

Does anyone really consider that David Blain fuck an actual magician?

[kattywhompas]

Originally Posted by _Sean_

Does anyone really consider that David Blain fuck an actual magician?

Actually I consider him a PHENOMENOM.

[HumbleNarrator]

I loved Jessie's critique of the Dada movement. Wasn't expecting that on KATG, but Jessie does tend to raise the level of discourse when he comes on - even if he is a self-righteous ass-hat.

[HumbleNarrator]

Originally Posted by Dodecahedron

Just an update and to clear things up. CHemda, sounds like you had the exact same thing, only difference is your drained properly while mine swelled up like a balloon and then popped three days later. I am not filled with the bondo/stucco yet, need to wait until the bleeding stops altogether. And no, shit doesn't come out both holes, but everything does mix together.

so you're not magically cured after all?

[phooey]

I had an ex girlfriend who had a Masters in Freakin Poetry!!!

talk about weird ARt.. she was loved, published and was considered a genius.

so I asked her to help me write a poem.. she told me read the newspaper and several magazines.. and cut out LINES.. just lines of words that I thought sounded good together.

then.. she took those lines.. and wrote them down one after the other... they made no sense together, but she came up with a title for my poem and just for fun.. she turned it in to one of her professors who thought.. it was GENIUS!!

try it.. be a poet.

[Melvin]

I went to art school, lots of miserable pricks there, but most could really draw, you couldn't get in otherwise.

My friend chucked her boyfriend, he was very unhappy so drew a lifesize nude of her with her face on it and left in up in his flat window in student halls where most people had to walk past to get to college. She was unimpressed...

[tchikovsky]

JJ is awesome. My favorite guest and one of the funniest dudes on the planet (my second favorite current comedian - second only to Brian Regan). I could listen to him say KHAMEDY! all day long (in a totally hetero way). I'd love to have him follow me around and every time I have a zinger say it (again, in a totally hetero way).

Great episode, as always JJ, Keith, and Chemda