789: Love thy Neighbor

[Lord of the Cock Rings]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Here's my solution for the old woman with the dog who's annoying and door slamming issue:
Call the bitch up claiming to be the chick's gynaecologist, saying she is pregnant and that she was too embarrassed to confront her directly, but that her unborn child seems to be extremely allergic to dogs (highly rare in-utero) and the pregnancy is therefore progressing very dangerously and slowly. So, as her physician, it would be beneficial to the chick's health if she could do her best to keep the dog away from her, and as she needs to get lots of rest in her condition, if she could make an effort to be as quiet as possible e.g. with doors in her apartment, for the sake of the baby. Given the baby;s problems, it's growing very small and slowly so she won't need to look preggo. And then when she doesn't have a baby, the woman will assume it's her fault for being noisy and having a shit of a dog.
The chick doesn't have to say anything at all, under the guise that a) she's too embarrassed and timid to be confronting to her lovely neighbout and b) she doesn't want to announce the pregnancy in case something goes wrong because of everything.
Problem the fuck solved

This would only work if 1) the bitch has been to the Dr. recently and 2) she's not having regular periods.

So..... FAIL

[Wile_E_Peyote]

Spooky,
Sorry to hear about the water damage...

You sounded like you really like that desk, so I thought I would offer some advice. I do a good deal of woodworking and it sounds like (from your description) the desk is not a total loss. The roughness you described is normal for unsealed wood that gets wet.

Possible Easy Fix: Depending on how much of the grain has raised, you may be able to just run steel wool or an abrasive sponge over the wood and not even bother with re-finishing. Though you may want to put a sealer (polyurethane or shellac) to prevent damage in the future.

Little More Work: If that doesn't work (maybe the grain raised too much), you could run some very fine sandpaper over the desk (following the grain) and re-finish it.

You may not want to put that much work in to it, but thought I'd share anyway.

[littlp]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

This would only work if 1) the bitch has been to the Dr. recently and 2) she's not having regular periods.

So..... FAIL

While I have been to the doctor recently and I have PCOS so I don't have regular periods, I'm pretty sure it won't work.

My husband and I have both talked to her separatly about this. We have even told her that she broke one of our clocks and damaged one of my husband's paintings with her slamming the door. She just stares. Also my husband is allergic to dogs and he's asked her not to let the dog jump all over him. She just stares and continues to do it. I doubt that telling her I'm pregnant with all kinds of risks will do jack shit unfortunatly. My husband and I will probably just have to have loud sex since our apartment is right above hers, with the same floor plan. And the threatening letters of course. We have heard her talking to someone about how she hates it here and wants to leave. I hope to god its true...

[FreydNot]

Paint. Ball. Gun.

[Keith]

"I will kill your dog."

[DarkRyuujin]

Tell the bitch to commit suicide.

[littlp]

Originally Posted by DarkRyuujin

Tell the bitch to commit suicide.

We have heard her crying at night...

[two_socks]

Jesse looks like yorick brown close up there

Originally Posted by spooky

body for life thread



1. box full of art on the floor to the right of my desk, the top and bottom of which got wet

2. the water, caught in a glass, that fell from the ceiling

3. the laptop, draining water, now deceased

4. various things on my desk that got wet

5. the wacom pad, water logged

6. the guts of my ipod, drying out, now deceased

7. one of the couch coushins, draining in the shower stall

8. my apartment, soaked in water. the black garbage can is full of water, everythings shiny, that carpet is gross, my couch, gross, everything less than six feet high, covered in splashed water, gross. my shelves with all my DVDs, soaked, my desktop, soaked, both rough and fucked up now. sucks ass, in short.

/shrug

heres some art things that were discussed:

brolo



jesse joyce

[serial_x]

As hilarious as it is that me questioning your heroic efforts with the Asain dude gets you so amped up, you still haven't answered my question.

If you, Keith Malley, are not at all a pussy and you're all 100% man, why take on a killer with a hunting knife and NOT help an old man that's hit by a car and left for dead?

They are both scenarios brought up by you but there seems to be a contradiction to your heroic attitute.

[PiperPilot]

Sorry to hear about the water damage. More sorry to hear you didn't own a tenant homeowners (renters) policy. Not only would it have covered the water damage, but it would pay to rent you a hotel room, eat out, etc., while the work was being done (and Keith's Dad would tell you these things are CHEAP)!

As far as this specific loss, there may be a remedy for you under your landlords general liability policy due to his apparent "negligent entrustment" of the property to his clearly irresponsible designee. Find out which company/agency carries his coverage and file a claim. You have one for sure.

Good luck (and go buy that stinking renters policy...TODAY)!