791: 18 & Life

Keith · 08-21-2008, 11:31 PM

"Call ahead."

Mikey · 08-22-2008, 12:31 AM

So am I alone in thinking inviting a stalker into the compound is asking for more trouble? You know, more wackjobs coming over.

All the more reason for Keith to get a gun.

Sure the kid is good looking, and turned out to have a clean record and not kill anyone... but wtf man..

this fucking weirdo hunted you guys down and came to your g*d damn house uninvited. wow.

i hope the kid told you how he was able to find you, and you guys can take measures to making it harder to find your house...

Paulo · 08-22-2008, 01:27 AM

First of all this kid is way too innocent...something's up. Second he came to New York from the Carolinas on his way to Michigan, somebody tell him about AAA Triptiks. Third, WTF, he shows up at the door of people he knows only from listening to a podcast...shit if he isn't a mass murderer how does he know the Keith and Chemda don't worship Satan and drink the blood of 18 year old dudes. Anyhow, you guys were a lot nicer than I would have been in that situation.

Mikey · 08-22-2008, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Paulo

First of all this kid is way too innocent...something's up. Second he came to New York from the Carolinas on his way to Michigan, somebody tell him about AAA Triptiks. Third, WTF, he shows up at the door of people he knows only from listening to a podcast...shit if he isn't a mass murderer how does he know the Keith and Chemda don't worship Satan and drink the blood of 18 year old dudes. Anyhow, you guys were a lot nicer than I would have been in that situation.

chemda said his user name was "oh the tings we do" but i cant find him anywhere...

DrBurst · 08-22-2008, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

chemda said his user name was "oh the tings we do" but i cant find him anywhere...

not on the member list

http://www.keithandthegirl.com/Forum...e&ltr=O&page=2

Solar · 08-22-2008, 04:52 AM

Patrice always makes the bestest shows.

With Andrew turning up like that I think it's time to finally fix that front door and to maybe put in an alarm system.

two_socks · 08-22-2008, 04:07 AM

Oh my god i feel realy bad for this kid, i know what hes going through but fuck that would freak me out. I can just imaging chemda going "what the fuck is going on" and keith just laughing and saying "lets put him on the show" then chemda hiding any sharp implements.

arty · 08-22-2008, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sajizzle

Maybe he was an angel...

or the ghost of Keith and Chemda's future child.

I'm not sure why but I really enjoyed this episode.

motownguy · 08-22-2008, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Paulo

how does he know the Keith and Chemda don't worship Satan and drink the blood of 18 year old dudes

Shhhhhh!

chickensandwich · 08-22-2008, 09:36 AM

how the fuck do you find 2 people in NYC on a guess. jesus christ. not cool. i'm gonna be SOOOO sad when we don't get a show for 8 days then patrice releases a 2 min show telling how they were found dead. creapy creapy.

patrice made the first 20 mins great. i love how they seemed to not mind making this kid looking crazy as fuck and a retarded monkey. classic

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Mikey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It's just something that he does in the sun Posts: 4,704	So am I alone in thinking inviting a stalker into the compound is asking for more trouble? You know, more wackjobs coming over. All the more reason for Keith to get a gun. Sure the kid is good looking, and turned out to have a clean record and not kill anyone... but wtf man.. this fucking weirdo hunted you guys down and came to your g*d damn house uninvited. wow. i hope the kid told you how he was able to find you, and you guys can take measures to making it harder to find your house...
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Paulo Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NYC and Rhode Island Posts: 43	Holy Shit First of all this kid is way too innocent...something's up. Second he came to New York from the Carolinas on his way to Michigan, somebody tell him about AAA Triptiks. Third, WTF, he shows up at the door of people he knows only from listening to a podcast...shit if he isn't a mass murderer how does he know the Keith and Chemda don't worship Satan and drink the blood of 18 year old dudes. Anyhow, you guys were a lot nicer than I would have been in that situation.
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Solar Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 182	Patrice always makes the bestest shows. With Andrew turning up like that I think it's time to finally fix that front door and to maybe put in an alarm system.
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two_socks Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Leed UK Posts: 46	Oh my god i feel realy bad for this kid, i know what hes going through but fuck that would freak me out. I can just imaging chemda going "what the fuck is going on" and keith just laughing and saying "lets put him on the show" then chemda hiding any sharp implements.
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chickensandwich Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: AR Posts: 82	wow how the fuck do you find 2 people in NYC on a guess. jesus christ. not cool. i'm gonna be SOOOO sad when we don't get a show for 8 days then patrice releases a 2 min show telling how they were found dead. creapy creapy. patrice made the first 20 mins great. i love how they seemed to not mind making this kid looking crazy as fuck and a retarded monkey. classic
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