820: Litmus Test

Keith · 10-02-2008, 04:07 PM

"Raise your pizzas."

spencerfoltinek · 10-02-2008, 11:59 PM

What was with the prayer I had to do a double take on it.

arizapyro · 10-03-2008, 12:10 AM

Yeah I didn't get Patrice's prayer either...gues shes chocolately like that....lol

Casanova Frankenstein · 10-03-2008, 04:21 AM

Keith drop kicks the kid into the wall, turns and says "You're welcome."

so wrong but hysterical!!

golgi body · 10-03-2008, 06:55 AM

Here's the Howard Stern segment you mentioned:

ddaavviidd · 10-03-2008, 10:50 AM

someone should ask that blind people's association if they've even seen the movie they're complaining about.

Blitzgal · 10-03-2008, 02:05 PM

I'm guessing that most of the people interviewed in that Stern clip aren't actually going to vote anyway, since half of all Americans never do. Isn't this going to be the first Presidential election that Keith is voting in?

BrokenAlice · 10-03-2008, 02:43 PM

Patrice's rant about The Matrix was fantastic! It's funny because it's true. I split my sides laughing.

PoorGradStudent · 10-03-2008, 02:44 PM

Keiths voting system sounds like a Cosmo quiz.

If you picked mostly As, you're a Republican.
If you picked mostly Bs, you're a Democrat.
If you picked mostly Cs, you're the douche voting for Ron Paul.

Wile_E_Peyote · 10-03-2008, 03:21 PM

I have to disagree with Patrice at least on haircuts. Maybe for a waxing, but I don't know a whole lot about that part.

I know that I am tired of trying to communicate how I want my hair cut to someone who doesn't understand every 3rd word I'm saying. I don't have a problem with people doing that job that aren't native english speakers, but for fucks sake it shouldn't take so long to explain how I want my hair cut...

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arizapyro Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 6	Yeah I didn't get Patrice's prayer either...gues shes chocolately like that....lol
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10-03-2008, 04:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
Casanova Frankenstein Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 71	Keith drop kicks the kid into the wall, turns and says "You're welcome." so wrong but hysterical!!
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golgi body Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 866	Here's the Howard Stern segment you mentioned:
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ddaavviidd Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Malmö, Sweden Posts: 24	someone should ask that blind people's association if they've even seen the movie they're complaining about.
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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	I'm guessing that most of the people interviewed in that Stern clip aren't actually going to vote anyway, since half of all Americans never do. Isn't this going to be the first Presidential election that Keith is voting in?
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BrokenAlice Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 25	Patrice's rant about The Matrix was fantastic! It's funny because it's true. I split my sides laughing.
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10-03-2008, 02:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
PoorGradStudent Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 274	Keiths voting system sounds like a Cosmo quiz. If you picked mostly As, you're a Republican. If you picked mostly Bs, you're a Democrat. If you picked mostly Cs, you're the douche voting for Ron Paul.
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10-03-2008, 03:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Wile_E_Peyote Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 147	Haircuts by non-English Speakers I have to disagree with Patrice at least on haircuts. Maybe for a waxing, but I don't know a whole lot about that part. I know that I am tired of trying to communicate how I want my hair cut to someone who doesn't understand every 3rd word I'm saying. I don't have a problem with people doing that job that aren't native english speakers, but for fucks sake it shouldn't take so long to explain how I want my hair cut...
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