859: Get Over Yourself

[Keith]

"I don't want my dick back in a knot. Just suck it."


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[SayMyNameBitch]

just jesus!!

I have to admit though, the way he pulls it out like it was broken egg shell that fell in the cake mix shows balls.

[EllaMacFarlane]

OMG OMG OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I was thinking to myself that if Seth MacFarlane is not in the top of that list, then its a sham!!!!! to anyone who doesnt know, seth macfarlane is the creator, writer, the original animator and the voices of brian, quagmier, peter, stewie, tom tucker and a babillion one-line characters in family guy.

and hes the co-creator of american dad and the voices of stan and roger the alien.

also hes my future husband.

[serial_x]

OJ got 15 years... cue the flood of interviews with the fucking Goldmans again.

[EllaMacFarlane]

[serial_x]

Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

Who's that douche?























Calm down, i'm kidding

[matt2404]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That dude had to be fucked up off his gourd on something, because the first thing i though was "Dude you need to call 911, get stitches and a colostomy bag. " ...crazy as cat shit.

Why wouldn't he use a plastic cup?

Originally Posted by Keith

"I don't want my dick back in a knot. Just suck it."


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[serial_x]

Originally Posted by matt2404

Why wouldn't he use a plastic cup?

Because a dude shoving a glass jar up his ass isn't too smart.

[matt2404]

well yes thats clear. but wouldn't it hurt? I wonder if he died?

this is just so fucked up on soooo many levels

remember the guy who let a horse fuck him... dead.

Originally Posted by serial_x

Because a dude shoving a glass jar up his ass isn't too smart.

[DarkKnightJared]

I heard audio that 1 guy 1 cup thing. Hearing the glass shatter is enough for me.

Also, on the 8 year-old with the book--I know the title to the first chapter: "Cooties and how to avoid them."

Seriously though, from his telling other kids to "get over" the girls that dump you, I thought that him and Keith should make their own dating advice show called "Go Fuck Yourself."

EDIT: Is it just me, or was the reporter kinda coming on to the kid when she asked if he became a "chick magnet?" I think this bitch needs to be visited by Sexual Harrassment Panda.