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Keith · 01-21-2009, 10:42 PM

"You can't Jew me down when I'm talkin' about suckin' bear dick."

Pat Dixon on MySpace Comedy - Comic Clips, Funny Videos & Jokes

Gibeault · 01-22-2009, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

"You can't Jew me down when I'm talkin' about suckin' bear dick."

Pat Dixon on MySpace Comedy - Comic Clips, Funny Videos & Jokes

Is it wrong that when I read 'bear dick' I pronounced it in my head Keith Malley style?

Badger · 01-22-2009, 04:10 AM

"If I'm gonna be miserable either way, I'd rather get my dick sucked occasionally"

I like Pat Dixon's ability to catalogue and time-manage his mental disorders... December 20th-Jan 20th: depression. Jan 21st-25th: misanthropic angst. Jan 26th: low self esteem. Jan 27th: penis envy. Jan 28th: suicidal thoughts. February: more misanthropic angst...

Was Paste's thing about tits in the bible mentioned on the show before? If not I'm having major déjà vu.

Citizen Derek · 01-22-2009, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Badger

Was Paste's thing about tits in the bible mentioned on the show before? If not I'm having major déjà vu.

It was mentioned at some point, I'm sure of it.

motownguy · 01-22-2009, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Badger

"If I'm gonna be miserable either way, I'd rather get my dick sucked occasionally"

I like Pat Dixon's ability to catalogue and time-manage his mental disorders... December 20th-Jan 20th: depression. Jan 21st-25th: misanthropic angst. Jan 26th: low self esteem. Jan 27th: penis envy. Jan 28th: suicidal thoughts. February: more misanthropic angst...

Was Paste's thing about tits in the bible mentioned on the show before? If not I'm having major déjà vu.

I've heard some of that before too, to the extent that when he started I checked my iPod to see if I'd skipped to a different show. Maybe the backstage "Paste Calls In?"

Astigos · 01-22-2009, 07:08 AM

Paste's bible tits joke was in ep 843: Grownups.

Cheers to the show notes plus rapid ctrl+G!

Brad · 01-22-2009, 08:13 AM

You lost me this year, Paste. I'm going to have to support someone else this time around. Probably ME!

/goes to record standup

Badger · 01-22-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Astigos

Paste's bible tits joke was in ep 843: Grownups.

Thanks. For a moment I thought the matrix fucked up

Keith's right about all the weird poking shit on Facebook...

Citizen Derek · 01-22-2009, 08:24 AM

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Keith's right about all the weird poking shit on Facebook...

Brilliant.

gumby013 · 01-22-2009, 09:44 AM

Every time I hear a shitty standup submission I get more worried that I might win. I had better start thinking up 5 minutes of jokes just in case.

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