928: How to Be Friends

[crazy4having3]

Thanks!

[lithunica]

Here is the picture of prostitute that gave the ShamWow Guy a tong twister

[Draconis]

Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

<3
I love serial_x more and more each day.

I'm in agreeance. My fellow serial killer enthusiast!!

[scotticus]

Originally Posted by serial_x

Scotticus is an asshat, end of story.

/Cue cliche Aussie quip and lamer dick picture.

You are hands down the least funny person I don't actually know. And I don't know a lot of people.

[Jonny Face]

Originally Posted by Willeth

I had a friend who had to present in German and when it was his turn, he had a boner. He took his time getting up from his desk that day but someone called him out on it.

It did happen to me once, but I just tucked it into my belt and hoped like hell I didn't lose it.

I cant believe Keith said this never happened to him.Am I the only one who gets this all the time?I thought all guys did.Not a week goes past wherein I dont get an uncontrollable boner at work and have to sit there praying that noone calls me over.

The QVC calls had me cracking up, I was listening at work and it was unusually quiet, so I was trying my hardest not to laugh out loud.By the time jew-killing was mentioned I was getting stared at by lots of my colleagues, but it was worth it.Thanks for a great show guys, Ive now started listening to the entirety of the 74 hour podcast.

[dzagama]

Originally Posted by scotticus

You are hands down the least funny person I don't actually know. And I don't know a lot of people.

Is the least funny person you actually know, you?


I had to.

[dzagama]

Originally Posted by FallenAsian

Wow. I thought that fucked up tradition of smelling and playing with young boys penis was only in Mongolia (my country). Everyone thinks that is completely normal but I always felt weird about it until I moved here. Now I know that its just a child molestation in a disguise.
My dad never did that to me nor never let anyone else to play with my dick. May be he also knew that was a fucked up tradition.

Probably it's gone now but if you ask any Mongolian who is older than 30 they'll know.

This post is unspeakably horrendous. Good form!

[lissabunnie]

I nearly pissed my pants from laughing at the QVC segment.
I loved it!

[indianprincess]

I feel like Adam's phrase "I'm as sober as a bird and I would like to buy this television product!" fully represents my years at university.


God I would love a transcript of this episode!
Who is that one girl that does all the transcribing? Does she do commission work?

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

People don't cut themselves because others were encouraging them, especially online strangers. No one else was at fault for laughing or encouraging her. It's the fuckin' internet, these are strangers, and their opinions should not matter that much to you. The fact that they did is your own fuckin' problem.

I'm sick of people blaming other people for this loony's antics. I can laugh all i want at her since I was a cutter for many years. (Somehow you can't laugh at people if you haven't walked in their shoes? B.S. Oh well, at least i'm covered..) I still know better than to put my shit on the internet and beg for sympathy from people you barely know.

Also, I had no idea Adam loved sandals so much!
More QVC!