934: Me Talk Pretty

Grapist · 04-09-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Calypso

*wonders if it makes good chex mix*

I love EVOO too much to use anything else for cooking

Doubt it is any good due to the fact it isn't bacon grease. Jews don't get it, there's no substitute for bacon fat.

Also ♥s EVOO.

Fatty2times · 04-09-2009, 11:28 AM

EVOO is great for the light cooking lol, but nothing can top the pig juice, IMO.

On a creepy sidenote, I'd fuck those dimples into next week. Smear some bacon grease on 'em and I'm in fat boy heaven. Rachael Ray's dirty smoking whore voice just does something for me...

Oh yeah, and she cooks, and I eat

BrianAlt · 04-09-2009, 11:38 AM

I enjoy Passover. But Keith would hate it. Even if the Seder was short.

All my Seders are short. I went to a ultra-orthodox cousin's house once. Was hours before we ate. That sucked.

I don't drink kosher wine on Passover anymore. Who gives a fuck about that? I just drink what I like. And Manischewitz? I HATE that crap!

Wonky · 04-09-2009, 09:58 PM

We need to build The Science Pandoramic Table of Tings!

Keith decided that ME = Meat. What else?

CaffineFreakUs · 04-10-2009, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by kayepants

You CAN grill bacon! My dad built this nifty little contraption to go on top of a fire pit - there is bacon, ham steaks, and sausage patties on there.

This is awesome and I love the propane tank in the background. Looks a lot better than the piece of shit tripod you get at the camping store.
Oh and FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK you all.

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04-09-2009, 11:28 AM	#32 (permalink)
Fatty2times Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Alaska! Best. State. Ever. Posts: 18	EVOO is great for the light cooking lol, but nothing can top the pig juice, IMO. On a creepy sidenote, I'd fuck those dimples into next week. Smear some bacon grease on 'em and I'm in fat boy heaven. Rachael Ray's dirty smoking whore voice just does something for me... Oh yeah, and she cooks, and I eat
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04-09-2009, 11:38 AM	#33 (permalink)
BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	I enjoy Passover. But Keith would hate it. Even if the Seder was short. All my Seders are short. I went to a ultra-orthodox cousin's house once. Was hours before we ate. That sucked. I don't drink kosher wine on Passover anymore. Who gives a fuck about that? I just drink what I like. And Manischewitz? I HATE that crap!
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04-09-2009, 09:58 PM	#34 (permalink)
Wonky Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 35	We need to build The Science Pandoramic Table of Tings! Keith decided that ME = Meat. What else?
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