941: The Crippler

EllaMacFarlane · 04-21-2009, 11:34 AM

can't do. my father let me call abroad for 5 minutes and i was on the phone for about 15.

i dont remember detailes but i'll do what i can. keith was supposed to perform in an arena and i came from israel and was excited to meet him again, and he greeted me with a french kiss, and he told me he asked chemda first so it's ok, so we did it and it was very hot and that's it.

Sparrow · 04-21-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

so we did it and it was very hot and that's it.

Keith is your friend and you do him the disservice of totally glossing over what I can only assume are his masterful dream sex skills. Let's try this again, "so..."

John Galt · 04-21-2009, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

can't do. my father let me call abroad for 5 minutes and i was on the phone for about 15.

i dont remember detailes but i'll do what i can. keith was supposed to perform in an arena and i came from israel and was excited to meet him again, and he greeted me with a french kiss, and he told me he asked chemda first so it's ok, so we did it and it was very hot and that's it.

So you're saying that if someone donated some international calling minutes, thereby removing the obstacle, you would be willing to call.

tocksin · 04-21-2009, 12:03 PM

Spooky is really good at drawing faces. I wish I could draw that well. If I ever have need for an artist, I will look up Spooky first.

EllaMacFarlane · 04-21-2009, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

Keith is your friend and you do him the disservice of totally glossing over what I can only assume are his masterful dream sex skills. Let's try this again, "so..."

i dont remember details! sadly, it was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

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Originally Posted by John Galt

So you're saying that if someone donated some international calling minutes, thereby removing the obstacle, you would be willing to call.

i guess so, but i rather you invest your money in a more worthy cause.

gumby013 · 04-21-2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

i dont remember details! sadly, it was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

i guess so, but i rather you invest your money in a more worthy cause.

I'm guessing it was missionary position.

EllaMacFarlane · 04-21-2009, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by gumby013

I'm guessing it was missionary position.

i think he was standing and i wrapped my legs around his waist actually. im not sure tho

gumby013 · 04-21-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

i think he was standing and i wrapped my legs around his waist actually. im not sure tho

Wow...good time to try something new.

BlinkChic182MN · 04-21-2009, 12:14 PM

On spooky's art, I think most drawings are amazingly Fantastic! Especially the one's of Jesse & Skella, but the one of Keith is a bit creepy. Maybe its the shaved head that makes it look weird?? I voted "Yes he draws them Perfect" only because I disagreed with how No was worded...

EllaMacFarlane · 04-21-2009, 12:16 PM

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Seth is gonna be soo fucking PISSED OFF!!

please dont tell him

it's not like i didn't try to have a sex dream about seth *sigh*

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EllaMacFarlane Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Israel Posts: 957	can't do. my father let me call abroad for 5 minutes and i was on the phone for about 15. i dont remember detailes but i'll do what i can. keith was supposed to perform in an arena and i came from israel and was excited to meet him again, and he greeted me with a french kiss, and he told me he asked chemda first so it's ok, so we did it and it was very hot and that's it.
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tocksin Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hudson, OH Posts: 182	Spooky is really good at drawing faces. I wish I could draw that well. If I ever have need for an artist, I will look up Spooky first.
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04-21-2009, 12:14 PM	#29 (permalink)
BlinkChic182MN Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Rosemount Minnesota Posts: 242	On spooky's art, I think most drawings are amazingly Fantastic! Especially the one's of Jesse & Skella, but the one of Keith is a bit creepy. Maybe its the shaved head that makes it look weird?? I voted "Yes he draws them Perfect" only because I disagreed with how No was worded...
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