954: I Shit on You

[jonny_d]

Originally Posted by killallhumans

Completely agree. These people will be of no help when the zombie plague sweeps Earth. I won't share a fox hole (or abandon shopping mall) with some superstitious tosser. If you're gonna' survive, you need to be skeptical-thinking, able-bodied and comfortable with a shotgun.

Prepare yourselves people--start with some light reading (HUAR applicable as well) and get ready.

i dont think anyone could put a reply i could more love lol... and yeah, i dont wana be kickin zombie ass while the person im with is tryin to morph into some pixie or summat... or summon ghosts...

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by DaveNJ

What the woman's talking about, with her ghost story, is sleep paralysis.

Sleep paralysis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

As someone who suffers from the same condition I can say her symptoms are quite normal.

I get this too. It's super creepy before you realize what's going on. This could also be what's happening to people who believe that they're being abducted from their beds by aliens.

I never see ghosts or aliens -- I always think someone is breaking into my apartment or rifling through my things and I can't move to stop them. Now that I've grown accustomed to it sometimes I'm able to turn it into a lucid dream and change the situation to whatever I want. And then it always turns into a sex dream.

[littlp]

1. Watch this video and explain how that was even possible (watch all the way to the end) YouTube - Unexplained Ghost Car Disappears During Police Pursuit

2. I voted yes on ghosts, but I do acknowledge that I could be experiencing something else. I've just had too many creepy feelings. I had one sleep episode where I woke up but couldn't move. I was lying on my back (usually sleep on my stomach) and it felt like there was someone lying on me, with their hair brushing my chin and rubbing my right hand. I don't recall having a tough time breathing, but I'm pretty sure I was awake because I remember feeling like I was forced to go back to sleep. Strangest thing ever. If anyone can explain that one to me, please do.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Astigos

Not everyone has a Wonderland in their backyard to be fair.

That's just how I like to roll. Chemda has it right. Exploring your body movement is fun. Moving yourself through space in new and interesting ways plain ole feels good. Things like swinging, jumping rope, and blowing bubbles are cheap and easy to do anywhere. Hell, take a few minutes and follow a bug somewhere.

It sounds silly, but it's enormously relaxing. All y'all love to laugh and that's the first step to reclaiming that childhood Joy.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by John Galt

I don't know, maybe some people do believe in werewolves and vampires.

I knew a couple of people who believed in vampirism (usually wiccan creeps), but werewolves, really?

Reminds me of a Carlin skit about people who believe in angels: "This is all a big acid flashback from all the drugs we used in the sixties..."

[Dina]

Patrice was right "Freeway" was one of the best movies EVER.

Keifer played Bob the I95 killer



If you have never seen it go see it RIGHT NOW

[jonny_d]

Originally Posted by littlp

2. I voted yes on ghosts, but I do acknowledge that I could be experiencing something else. I've just had too many creepy feelings. I had one sleep episode where I woke up but couldn't move. I was lying on my back (usually sleep on my stomach) and it felt like there was someone lying on me, with their hair brushing my chin and rubbing my right hand. I don't recall having a tough time breathing, but I'm pretty sure I was awake because I remember feeling like I was forced to go back to sleep. Strangest thing ever. If anyone can explain that one to me, please do.

im not saying i know the answer... but people ashuming that its something supernatural... aint that standing in the way of knowing the truth (scientific or not)? if people just excuse all other possibilities and are determind its a 'ghost', how can people find the right answer?

like keith said, religious people are the most stuborn, this is the same thing...

[killallhumans]

Originally Posted by littlp

1. Watch this video and explain how that was even possible (watch all the way to the end) YouTube - Unexplained Ghost Car Disappears During Police Pursuit

I thought it was sort-of obvious that the bottom of the chain link flexed-up as the car scraped under it. At least that's what occurs to me immediately after watching. That, and the narrator is a douche bag.

Admittedly, I don't have a car raked with little gouges indicative of a chain-link fence to show you as evidence. So I guess the most likely explanation is that it was a ghost car :P (Note: Use of the tongue-face emoticon in this instance indicates sarcasm.)

P.S. You'll need to find your own abandon mall, supplies and shotgun shells because I'm not sharing mine with "I believe in ghosts"-up-voters. You'll just squander our precious resources and get yourselves killed anyway.

[jonny_d]

Originally Posted by killallhumans

P.S. You'll need to find your own abandon mall, supplies and shotgun shells because I'm not sharing mine with "I believe in ghosts"-up-voters. You'll just squander our precious resources and get yourselves killed anyway.

Zombies Are Coming » Top 5 Reasons You Should Not Use a Shotgun for Zombie Defense

granted this is from a website that takes zombies WELL too seriously...

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Dina

Patrice was right "Freeway" was one of the best movies EVER.

Keifer played Bob the I95 killer



If you have never seen it go see it RIGHT NOW

Oh, now i remember! He plays the killer and Reese Whiterspoon is the badass girl, right? Amazing movie!