955: Entitlement

Keith · 05-08-2009, 04:31 PM

"When you're aware of the world, it makes your heart cry."

Ryan Hamilton Comedian

FrozenViking · 05-08-2009, 04:57 PM

I can't believe fucking Ryan Hamilton was on your show!

"Wake up call from hell" is one of the funniest bits I've ever seen. Lemme see if I can find it somewhere...

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http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/WakeUpCallFromHell
There ya go.. So awesome

gumby013 · 05-08-2009, 05:30 PM

The cheerleader on Heroes has healing powers, similar to Wolverine, and she can't get drunk.

Kale · 05-08-2009, 06:13 PM

Turning on comic book geekness (I was once quite a "collector").

Wolverine can get drunk, he just has to drink enough to kill a "normal" man and it doesn't last long enough to really enjoy it.

slam_858 · 05-08-2009, 06:26 PM

Wolverine is resistant to drugs and alcohol, so the effects wouldn't last. He used to get really shitfaced and pass out in alleys. So if he drinks enough, he will get drunk - just not for very long.

Keith · 05-08-2009, 06:43 PM

Superman's load ever kill a woman?

Kale · 05-08-2009, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Superman's load ever kill a woman?

That's what the kryptonite condom is for.

Blitzgal · 05-08-2009, 06:53 PM

Here's the thing about Wolverine that I could never figure out. Why the fuck did he age at a normal rate until he reached the age of thirty-something, and then all of a sudden stop aging? If his regenerative powers makes him age super slow or whatever, shouldn't he have been a kid for hundreds of years?

Astigos · 05-08-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Here's the thing about Wolverine that I could never figure out. Why the fuck did he age at a normal rate until he reached the age of thirty-something, and then all of a sudden stop aging? If his regenerative powers makes him age super slow or whatever, shouldn't he have been a kid for hundreds of years?

Mutant powers don't fully develop until and after puberty.

thirteen · 05-08-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by gumby013

The cheerleader on Heroes has healing powers, similar to Wolverine, and she can't get drunk.

I was just about to mention this girl.

What about her hymen? I'm sure guys would love it, but, looking at it from her perspective, she may be in pain every time she has sex.

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05-08-2009, 04:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
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FrozenViking Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Norway, its fuckin cold Posts: 171	I can't believe fucking Ryan Hamilton was on your show! "Wake up call from hell" is one of the funniest bits I've ever seen. Lemme see if I can find it somewhere... * http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/WakeUpCallFromHell There ya go.. So awesome
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gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	The cheerleader on Heroes has healing powers, similar to Wolverine, and she can't get drunk.
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Kale Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 213	Turning on comic book geekness (I was once quite a "collector"). Wolverine can get drunk, he just has to drink enough to kill a "normal" man and it doesn't last long enough to really enjoy it.
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slam_858 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: SW Virginia Posts: 123	Wolverine is resistant to drugs and alcohol, so the effects wouldn't last. He used to get really shitfaced and pass out in alleys. So if he drinks enough, he will get drunk - just not for very long.
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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Here's the thing about Wolverine that I could never figure out. Why the fuck did he age at a normal rate until he reached the age of thirty-something, and then all of a sudden stop aging? If his regenerative powers makes him age super slow or whatever, shouldn't he have been a kid for hundreds of years?
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