986: The Atheist Club

fluxquanta · 06-23-2009, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by strafer_praha

What happened to the good old days when you could beat your bitch and kick your dog?

You still can in some parts of the country, man.

Junkenstein · 06-23-2009, 10:58 AM

Isnt "Mofo" a multi-tasking word? Like "dude"?

strafer_praha · 06-23-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by fluxquanta

You still can in some parts of the country, man.

That's the America I want to live in

Can you also smoke in restaurants, spit on the street, and not have to pick up after your dog?

RachaelBachael · 06-23-2009, 11:29 AM

I've seen every episode of Jon and Kate. One of the things I think brought down their marriage was the fact that Jon got married when he was 22, the twins were born when he was 23, and the 6 were born when he was 27. He went from being single to being married and having 8 kids in 5 years.

He also didn't go to college and she did. She's older and totally wears the pants. He's obviously going through a quarter life crisis, trying to get out from under her. She's also crazy OCD and it shows on the show.

I would divorce her too.

willyd · 06-23-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by RachaelBachael

He also didn't go to college and she did. She's older and totally wears the pants. He's obviously going through a quarter life crisis, trying to get out from under her. She's also crazy OCD and it shows on the show.

I would divorce her too.

Not to mention I believe that he gave up his job to stay at home with the kids so she could do the whole book/speaking thing. Most guys still want to be the breadwinner in the house regardless, it's just us. Add the fact that he hates the media attention and she craves it.

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Roseangel · 06-23-2009, 01:23 PM

FUCK EM ALL!

I don't know. I can't listen to shit at work because I lost my ipod. I am going to loose my damn mind. fucking theives.

DJ Trashy · 06-23-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by lando

although pendejo can be used to insult someone as little kid, pussy or flakey. it literally translates to pube hair.

Lando,

First, thanks for the info. I always thought it meant 'asshole' - maybe it's a Texas thing?

Second, I would like to apologize that so many have posted into this thread without giving you a proper KATG welcome. It is so sad.

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Welcome to the forums.

fluxquanta · 06-23-2009, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by strafer_praha

That's the America I want to live in

Can you also smoke in restaurants, spit on the street, and not have to pick up after your dog?

Up where I'm from, you can do all of that except smoke in restaurants (since it's New York state law and technically I'm still in New York -- although it's more like rural Canada).

superlongusername · 06-24-2009, 12:29 AM

Hey. Keith read my letter on this episode (I'm the shrink). I call dibs on being the KATG psychologist so I can ride their coattails to success like Dr. Phil did. But I'd be less douchy and wouldn't have a porno mustache like Phil.

But Dina is the true expert.

Keith · 06-24-2009, 04:51 AM

A. Fuck you. B. Tell us the simple psych quiz Chemda and I can take to see who's more mentally fit, and you're in.

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