BEGINNINGS 34: A Lotta Spunk

Keith · 12-31-2009, 01:24 AM

A Lotta Spunk

- 175: How to Kill Your Baby (BEGIN-30:00) Patrice's job gets weird… er. More - from the fascinating career of hooker booking.
- 185: I Have a Bomb (35:30-42:00) Britney makes decent jerk-fodder.
- 186: Love Letters (39:30-54:00) Brad's breakup letter and more relationship origins.
- 191: So Sue Me (18:45-26:50) Jizz on the carpet, and jizz from above.
- 192: Cinnamon Bread (2:30-4:30) A brief follow-up from the goo bombardier.
- 195: Tattletales (47:20-50:00) A touching coming of age story from Ireland, and Keith's tentative jerk-retching.

crazy4having3 · 12-31-2009, 10:38 AM

Awesome stories but the best part is hearing Chemda's reactions to them.

DarkKnightJared · 12-31-2009, 05:33 PM

Hilarious intros to masturbation stories. Excellent way to close out the year.

One thing that came to mind (see what I did there?) with the last story of Keith's masturbating while dry heaving is, in a similar vein, I find when I'm sick to my stomach, especially if I'm constipated, jerking one off helps things loosen up enough to take care of business. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

arty · 01-03-2010, 03:18 AM

Saw this on PostSecret today, any relation to lickmyballssuckmy?

12-31-2009, 01:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	BEGINNINGS 34: A Lotta Spunk A Lotta Spunk - 175: How to Kill Your Baby (BEGIN-30:00) Patrice's job gets weird… er. More - from the fascinating career of hooker booking. - 185: I Have a Bomb (35:30-42:00) Britney makes decent jerk-fodder. - 186: Love Letters (39:30-54:00) Brad's breakup letter and more relationship origins. - 191: So Sue Me (18:45-26:50) Jizz on the carpet, and jizz from above. - 192: Cinnamon Bread (2:30-4:30) A brief follow-up from the goo bombardier. - 195: Tattletales (47:20-50:00) A touching coming of age story from Ireland, and Keith's tentative jerk-retching.
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12-31-2009, 10:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
crazy4having3 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Long Island Posts: 45	Awesome stories but the best part is hearing Chemda's reactions to them.
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12-31-2009, 05:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
DarkKnightJared Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Arizona Posts: 641	Hilarious intros to masturbation stories. Excellent way to close out the year. One thing that came to mind (see what I did there?) with the last story of Keith's masturbating while dry heaving is, in a similar vein, I find when I'm sick to my stomach, especially if I'm constipated, jerking one off helps things loosen up enough to take care of business. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
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01-03-2010, 03:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
arty Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,084	Saw this on PostSecret today, any relation to lickmyballssuckmy?
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