Tue 9/21 - Sick Day

[the big lebowski]

get well soon and enjoy sleeping in!

[teerts]

Originally Posted by tranzorz

I've had naaaasty seasonal allergies, dude. Sorry to hear you're sick, too.

Lot's of water, plenty of rest (let him sleep, Chemda) and light on the exercise. I actually felt better the last few days running, believe it or not. Cleared the sinuses right up.

In fact, here's my sickness miracle cure, just for you: 10 chicken wings with hot sauce, 10 chicken wings with garlic and pepper; and I mean A LOT of garlic and pepper. You must have a place in NY that makes good wings.

Trust me Keith, this is the cure-all. Try it once and tell me what you think.

T-

Great cure. Any sickness will be washed out as your ass becomes a faucet!


As a sickness recipe, I'm a fan of drinking scotch and getting under a blanket for a while.

[LD]

I think you should all kneel and say a prayer for Keith's well being.

Dear Jesus,

please help Keith recover from his malady which you have so unfairly inflicted upon him. So that he can spread goodness and joy to the world using the power of the word, and bring humour and depravity to those in need.

Amen.

P.S. watch over Chemda in case she does herself an injury.

[Fluffy]

Take care Keith, get rest and feel better. No infecting hapless Comedian Guests with your illness.
Like the idea of Chemda doing her own show solo, wonder what that would turn out like. Pillowfights are a possability.

[tranzorz]

Originally Posted by LD

I think you should all kneel and say a prayer for Keith's well being.

Dear Jesus,

please help Keith recover from his malady which you have so unfairly inflicted upon him. So that he can spread goodness and joy to the world using the power of the word, and bring humour and depravity to those in need.

Amen.

P.S. watch over Chemda in case she does herself an injury.

You should have stressed the "Maaaaaaaaaaaalady", but otherwise a great prayer.

[deuce]

Keith, Feel better buddy.

[Bob Loblaw]

Omnipotent and eternal Gawd,
the everlasting Sahlvation of doze who believe,
hear us on behalf of Thy sick servant, Keith Maaaahley,
for whom dat we beg da aid of Thy pitying mercy,
dat, with his bodily health restored,
he may give tanks to Thee in Thy mall-church.

Through Christ, (not Chemda's) Lord.

Amen.

[tw2113]

don't die on us you crazy clowns

[MichaelG]

Keet, my buddy. I hope you get well. It Suckes being sick. I hope you dont blame it on the diet, but you were never sick when you were a fat fucktard.

Take care, get better.

[LD]

Okay, I think that's enough sympathy for Keith. People are going to start thinking he's a big pussy and Chemda will win the argument about guys treating a minor sniffle like it's leprosy.

Notice how it's nearly all guys saying "get well soon?" All the girls are probably thinking "yeah, try dealing with menstrual cramps every month, fucker."