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MartinCrow · 10-16-2019, 12:08 AM

Damn Bianca, sorry you're going though this shit, I hope this chic minimalist version of cancer moves VERY briskly along.

Keith, Beware of the Probability Gods for there is a point where the odds turn against you! If your amount of friends with cancer is way above average then what are the odds everyone around you is getting cancer but not you?! Personally, my wife and I both lost siblings to cancer recently and I gotta admit, subconsciously, I’m not that worried about our long term retirement plan.

All I’m saying is with 2 out of the 4 main KATG people getting cancer within a couple of years of each other, you better pray Andrea stays healthy or you're statistically fucked.

Maya · 10-16-2019, 08:13 AM

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Holy fuck Bianca! Glad it’s the good kind of cancer.

Not the good kind, the great kind!

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Bianca, may we all have your attitude in our times of trouble. And may the cab driver's God pull his shit together cuz what the hell.

Also, I was positive I was peeing my pants during my last MRI. It would've been funny if I hadn't just left the restroom after a serious bout of appendicitis-induced diarrhea (yuck).

Z-Corn · 10-18-2019, 07:36 AM

Really sorry to hear the news Bianca. You have a great attitude about it and are strong but just to be safe I'm gonna send you some of my healthy blood.

Do with it as you wish.

Look for it soon in the P.O. box.

NilFC · 10-18-2019, 07:39 AM

Bianca, that was a shock! Glad to hear it's the "great" kind.

FingerLakes · 10-18-2019, 02:53 PM

Bianca! You're such fucking good person!
Of course you'd get the best kind of cancer because you're the best kind of woman!
I hope the pills aren't too bad or too expensive. If they are, set up that gofundme and I will throw my wallet at it.

FingerLakes · 10-18-2019, 02:58 PM

I cannot WAIT for the next ep of Mara's pod. I hope everyone listens to the ep with the "couple's therapist" first, just to see what an asshole she was defending on this show, before it all came tumbling down. You can hear how her cohost hates him too but by the end is like "she can tell your trash but for some reason that is why she won't leave you."

A story about throwing rocks from glass houses came to mind when she was being gross about Keith going to the movies alone. Like for real? That's somehow abnormal but surprising your cheating boyfriend with a shrink, live on a podcast, and giggling as he makes a joke of all your concerns and fears about your relationship is totally peachy?

iamgrilledcheese · 10-23-2019, 11:24 AM

Absolutely shit a brick when I heard this. I didn't even get through the whole episode I was so shocked. I will also volunteer to throw my wallet at a GoFundMe if you need it.

FingerLakes · 10-23-2019, 08:45 PM

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I cannot WAIT for the next ep of Mara's pod

Much like Sue Costello's tweets, the Big Reveal wasn't as crazy as I was hoping for. Her shitty boyfriend (of only 2 years,btw! The way saga was being told I thought it was much longer) was just shitty. He was very boring.
Mara had a friend on who gave much better details. And the "therapist" really is horrible at his job

SpareBen · 10-25-2019, 11:31 AM

Mara is on Narcisistas this week.

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I cannot WAIT for the next ep of Mara's pod...

FingerLakes · 10-26-2019, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SpareBen

Mara is on Narcisistas this week.

Thanks but she didn't talk about this last relationship at all. She did confirm that the kidnapping was real tho

10-16-2019, 12:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
MartinCrow Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 16	Damn Bianca, sorry you're going though this shit, I hope this chic minimalist version of cancer moves VERY briskly along. Keith, Beware of the Probability Gods for there is a point where the odds turn against you! If your amount of friends with cancer is way above average then what are the odds everyone around you is getting cancer but not you?! Personally, my wife and I both lost siblings to cancer recently and I gotta admit, subconsciously, I’m not that worried about our long term retirement plan. All I’m saying is with 2 out of the 4 main KATG people getting cancer within a couple of years of each other, you better pray Andrea stays healthy or you're statistically fucked. Keith, Scorpion, joslingeneva and 2 others like this. Last edited by MartinCrow; 10-16-2019 at 12:10 AM. Reason: Typo
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10-18-2019, 07:36 AM	#13 (permalink)
Z-Corn Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 69	Really sorry to hear the news Bianca. You have a great attitude about it and are strong but just to be safe I'm gonna send you some of my healthy blood. Do with it as you wish. Look for it soon in the P.O. box. Keith and The Girl like this.
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10-18-2019, 07:39 AM	#14 (permalink)
NilFC Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Houston Posts: 2,434	Bianca, that was a shock! Glad to hear it's the "great" kind. Keith, The Girl and Scorpion like this.
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10-18-2019, 02:53 PM	#15 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	was saving this ep for next week but those teases in the last ep got me Bianca! You're such fucking good person! Of course you'd get the best kind of cancer because you're the best kind of woman! I hope the pills aren't too bad or too expensive. If they are, set up that gofundme and I will throw my wallet at it. The Girl, Scorpion and iamgrilledcheese like this.
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10-18-2019, 02:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	I cannot WAIT for the next ep of Mara's pod. I hope everyone listens to the ep with the "couple's therapist" first, just to see what an asshole she was defending on this show, before it all came tumbling down. You can hear how her cohost hates him too but by the end is like "she can tell your trash but for some reason that is why she won't leave you." A story about throwing rocks from glass houses came to mind when she was being gross about Keith going to the movies alone. Like for real? That's somehow abnormal but surprising your cheating boyfriend with a shrink, live on a podcast, and giggling as he makes a joke of all your concerns and fears about your relationship is totally peachy? SpareBen, NotARegularMom and Mado like this. __________________ -------------------------------------------------
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10-23-2019, 11:24 AM	#17 (permalink)
iamgrilledcheese Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Jersey Posts: 78	Absolutely shit a brick when I heard this. I didn't even get through the whole episode I was so shocked. I will also volunteer to throw my wallet at a GoFundMe if you need it. The Girl, Enunciated Piffle and FingerLakes like this.
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