63: Chu, Where's Your Car?

Keith · 10-21-2021, 07:52 AM

Oh boy, I'm back with a bang this episode! Dude, where's my car? Is that a gun? What are the 5 words you would never want to hear from a date? Tune in to find out! Also included: six-figure jobs, tattoos, Rocky Horror Live, and lots and lots of brown.

Episodes discussed:
159: Suck My Halloweenie w/ Patrice
370: Baby's First Tattoo w/ Matt B
827: Soap Hockey (Israel) w/ Andrew, Michael, and Olivia
1064: Help Wanted w/ Myq Kaplan
1276: The Catholic League w/ Henry Phillips
2496: Horror Show w/ Danny Hatch and Rebecca Vigil

Guest:
Newsy

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littlp · 10-21-2021, 10:36 PM

It’s goofy that the Vatican tried to claim the simpsons when the church they went to-the priest was married and had children!

And every week Newsy, every damn week. *shakes head* play the lotto every once in a while. I about died laughing at the crying while his cock was still in your mouth part. That’s quite the way to make someone’s genitals shrivel up and go into
The body.

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Apia resurrected · 10-22-2021, 01:48 AM

Always think:
When someone gets paid for a medical study it’s a good thing.
It means a volunteer is involved.

Apia resurrected · 10-22-2021, 05:49 AM

I used to work in ophthalmology and knew lots of doctors who did LASIK.

Now I’m in boring heart disease…
( this is a joke. Apia wants your heart to be healthy)

thirteen · 10-25-2021, 10:42 PM

LASIK was the best thing I ever did.

My eyesight was atrocious when I was a kid. I could only identify my family by the colour of their skin. I wore glasses and contacts but they were really inconvenient. Especially contacts.

It was crazy how many details I could see in a person's face once I had the surgery done.

Apia resurrected · 10-25-2021, 11:30 PM

I’m a mutant with perfect vision at over 40 with the eyes I got an birth so I hope I will never find out myself how good it is.

10-21-2021, 07:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,950	63: Chu, Where's Your Car? Oh boy, I'm back with a bang this episode! Dude, where's my car? Is that a gun? What are the 5 words you would never want to hear from a date? Tune in to find out! Also included: six-figure jobs, tattoos, Rocky Horror Live, and lots and lots of brown. Episodes discussed: 159: Suck My Halloweenie w/ Patrice 370: Baby's First Tattoo w/ Matt B 827: Soap Hockey (Israel) w/ Andrew, Michael, and Olivia 1064: Help Wanted w/ Myq Kaplan 1276: The Catholic League w/ Henry Phillips 2496: Horror Show w/ Danny Hatch and Rebecca Vigil Guest: Newsy Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email This entire show is available on KATG VIP along with... Access to over 2,700 Keith and The Girl in-studio episodes dating back to March 2005. Constantly updated VIP only podcasts, bonus shows and special offers including: Chemda's What's My Name podcast Keith's My Name Is Keith podcast What Do We Do Now? Andrea's WHAT'S UP, A? Flavor of the Month Bottoms Up with Hennessy Myq Kaplan's Super Hang That's the Show with Danny! The Brother Love Owwwr! Myka Fox & Friends INTERNment podcast All KATGtv episodes A look back with KATG Beginnings episodes Special discounts and offers Click here to get more info about KATG VIP! The Girl likes this.
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littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,149	It’s goofy that the Vatican tried to claim the simpsons when the church they went to-the priest was married and had children! And every week Newsy, every damn week. shakes head play the lotto every once in a while. I about died laughing at the crying while his cock was still in your mouth part. That’s quite the way to make someone’s genitals shrivel up and go into The body. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, The Girl and Newsy like this.
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thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,121	LASIK was the best thing I ever did. My eyesight was atrocious when I was a kid. I could only identify my family by the colour of their skin. I wore glasses and contacts but they were really inconvenient. Especially contacts. It was crazy how many details I could see in a person's face once I had the surgery done. Newsy likes this.
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