68: Bang Bang!

[Newsy]

Damn. Not hanging out with this guy anymore would be mad boring.


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[Apia resurrected]

Originally Posted by Newsy

Damn. Not hanging out with this guy anymore would be mad boring.


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You know him for a few weeks now and managed to have an interesting life before.
I believe in you that you can find another way to make it interesting without him.

Please stay alive.

[rodimusprime]

That dude definitely had covid. He was sick and couldn't get out of bed for days and coincidentally he's anti-mask. LMAO! How can we solve this mystery?

[Newsy]

Originally Posted by rodimusprime

That dude definitely had covid. He was sick and couldn't get out of bed for days and coincidentally he's anti-mask. LMAO! How can we solve this mystery?

Why don't I ask questions!


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[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by Apia resurrected

You know him for a few weeks now and managed to have an interesting life before.
I believe in you that you can find another way to make it interesting without him.

Please stay alive.

"Please stay alive." took me out.

Originally Posted by Newsy

Why don't I ask questions!


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I hear you. Never ask a question you don't want the answer to. You might be fucking the next mass shooter. Just please keep us updated!

[Svage]

Newsy wants to die for the dick.

I don't get it cause I wouldn't die for dick.

But I'd die for the puss. So in a way I do but I don't.

But uh.. newsy, didn't you listen to the latest episode with Calvin? He's getting dick left and right and wishes he would've come out earlier to have gotten even more dick. This one insane dick isn't worth it. Just go outside and look to your left and right and realize, dick is everywhere. And it won't kill you. I echo Apia's sentiment. Please stay alive.

[The Girl]

Originally Posted by Svage

Newsy wants to die for the dick.

I don't get it cause I wouldn't die for dick.

But I'd die for the puss. So in a way I do but I don't.

But uh.. newsy, didn't you listen to the latest episode with Calvin? He's getting dick left and right and wishes he would've come out earlier to have gotten even more dick. This one insane dick isn't worth it. Just go outside and look to your left and right and realize, dick is everywhere. And it won't kill you. I echo Apia's sentiment. Please stay alive.

amazing

[Newsy]

Originally Posted by Svage

Newsy wants to die for the dick.

I don't get it cause I wouldn't die for dick.

But I'd die for the puss. So in a way I do but I don't.

But uh.. newsy, didn't you listen to the latest episode with Calvin? He's getting dick left and right and wishes he would've come out earlier to have gotten even more dick. This one insane dick isn't worth it. Just go outside and look to your left and right and realize, dick is everywhere. And it won't kill you. I echo Apia's sentiment. Please stay alive.

Do you realize how boring the concept of "look to your left and right and dick is everywhere" is? I live across the street from a gay bar that is full Every weekend - yes, I Could have ample supply of dick! Yawn! The o ly challenge would be trying to score dudes outside of my attraction level, and my self esteem doesn't need that.

I have no interest in dying for dick. I realize a "y'all need to get a grip" angle makes me look foolish, I get it- I'm talking to a bunch of breeders with no sense of adventure. "Let's save up and go to Disneyland to ride the coasters, lover!" I can't expect you to know what life on the wild side tastes like. My biopic is gonna be fuckin sick.


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[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by Newsy

Do you realize how boring the concept of "look to your left and right and dick is everywhere" is? I live across the street from a gay bar that is full Every weekend - yes, I Could have ample supply of dick! Yawn! The o ly challenge would be trying to score dudes outside of my attraction level, and my self esteem doesn't need that.

I have no interest in dying for dick. I realize a "y'all need to get a grip" angle makes me look foolish, I get it- I'm talking to a bunch of breeders with no sense of adventure. "Let's save up and go to Disneyland to ride the coasters, lover!" I can't expect you to know what life on the wild side tastes like. My biopic is gonna be fuckin sick.


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Exactly! Just keep us updated! Don't listen to them Newsy!

[Apia resurrected]

Originally Posted by Newsy

Do you realize how boring the concept of "look to your left and right and dick is everywhere" is? I live across the street from a gay bar that is full Every weekend - yes, I Could have ample supply of dick! Yawn! The o ly challenge would be trying to score dudes outside of my attraction level, and my self esteem doesn't need that.

I have no interest in dying for dick. I realize a "y'all need to get a grip" angle makes me look foolish, I get it- I'm talking to a bunch of breeders with no sense of adventure. "Let's save up and go to Disneyland to ride the coasters, lover!" I can't expect you to know what life on the wild side tastes like. My biopic is gonna be fuckin sick.


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I feel offended. My sense of adventure isn’t Disneyland it’s going for a nice, healthy hike in the neighborhoods woods and hoping to be able to see a sweet deer and maybe even being able to take a photo!
Or finding a cool vintage carpet on eBay for 60 Euros, cleaning it and enjoying our home even more with it in it! What a bargain!
Just yesterday I watched a cozy Netflix movie with Mr Apia and we had our breakfast sandwiches sitting on the sofa and not at the dining table to be able to watch it and eat! When this isn’t wild I don’t know what is.

#sweetbreederlife #iamawildone #pleasestayalive