6/6/06 - What's your bad news?

lydia mae · 06-06-2006, 09:35 PM

I was getting my car inspected at the dealership today. The service technician told me it would not pass if I didn't have 2 things done. So I told him to go ahead and do them, the total bill was $72.00. It turns out all that needed to be fixed was the wiper blades and a blinker bulb, 2 things that I could have done myself. I should have paid attention to what he was saying and I could have paid $10 to fix what needed to be fixed. Oh well.

william · 06-06-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by the big lebowski

well...that answers that.

Fucker! Beat me to it. But yea - now we know.

Step-brother fucker · 06-06-2006, 11:05 PM

Im only 14 so I cant get into a rated R movie with out an adult. So my friends and me paid a guy five bucks to buy us tickets to the Omen. He bought us tickets and we were going to find seats in the theater when, a guy that works there stopped us because we didnt have an adult. We didnt get refunded since the tickets were already ripped. I wasted 10 dollars and popcorn.

matt.bandit · 06-07-2006, 12:23 AM

I managed to lose my basketball game by 3 points.
But thats not bad considering we usually lose by 100+

blue eyes · 06-07-2006, 01:06 AM

I never saw the original Omen

Just got back... was pretty good! i'll probably have nightmares

blue eyes · 06-07-2006, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DanClass

there were 2 babies born so far today that my partner's delivered

each one is the potential son of satan

Partner as in....

Are congratulations in order? DC daddy?

DanClass · 06-07-2006, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue eyes

Partner as in....

Are congratulations in order? DC daddy?

cant a person misplace a damn apostrophe around here and people not fucking notice!?

yes ok i'm gay

are you all happy now?

lickmyballssuckmy · 06-07-2006, 01:17 AM

Lucky for you, we never know when you're serious. Just go back in the closet and keep your head down. In his lap.

DJQuad · 06-07-2006, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanClass

there were 2 babies born so far today that my partner's delivered

each one is the potential son of satan

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0606/666.html - heeeeelarious

Dana · 06-07-2006, 08:47 AM

I had to pay $786 dollars on my car. Thus making me have to scramble for some extra cash for a trip I'm going on in a couple of weeks.....

Anyone wanna buy a kidney?

06-06-2006, 09:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
lydia mae Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Anytown, USA Posts: 6	I was getting my car inspected at the dealership today. The service technician told me it would not pass if I didn't have 2 things done. So I told him to go ahead and do them, the total bill was $72.00. It turns out all that needed to be fixed was the wiper blades and a blinker bulb, 2 things that I could have done myself. I should have paid attention to what he was saying and I could have paid $10 to fix what needed to be fixed. Oh well.
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06-06-2006, 11:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
Step-brother fucker Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 101	Im only 14 so I cant get into a rated R movie with out an adult. So my friends and me paid a guy five bucks to buy us tickets to the Omen. He bought us tickets and we were going to find seats in the theater when, a guy that works there stopped us because we didnt have an adult. We didnt get refunded since the tickets were already ripped. I wasted 10 dollars and popcorn.
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06-07-2006, 12:23 AM	#14 (permalink)
matt.bandit Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wellington Posts: 29	I managed to lose my basketball game by 3 points. But thats not bad considering we usually lose by 100+
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blue eyes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: under water Posts: 166	I never saw the original Omen Just got back... was pretty good! i'll probably have nightmares
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lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	Lucky for you, we never know when you're serious. Just go back in the closet and keep your head down. In his lap.
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Dana Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 38	I had to pay $786 dollars on my car. Thus making me have to scramble for some extra cash for a trip I'm going on in a couple of weeks..... Anyone wanna buy a kidney?
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