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RADZ · 05-31-2008, 04:06 AM

why you blacks so damn sexy?

TheInfamousBiGD · 05-31-2008, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by RADZ

why you blacks so damn sexy?

Thanks to the white people killing all the weak slaves and keeping the stronger ones :P

ZukiTh · 05-31-2008, 11:27 AM

Where can I get a mesh half shirt?

Where can I get a crappy late 80's dodge grand caravan?

Alfredo · 05-31-2008, 11:51 AM

Why do Dominicas always say ¿Que pasa tigre?

TheInfamousBiGD · 06-01-2008, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ZukiTh

Where can I get a mesh half shirt?

Do not know what a mesh shirts are... Explain.

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Originally Posted by ZukiTh

Where can I get a crappy late 80's dodge grand caravan?

Anywhere in the hood.

TheInfamousBiGD · 06-01-2008, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Alfredo

Why do Dominicas always say ¿Que pasa tigre?

That's the old phrase. Now is "Que Lo Que" or "Dime?"

picard102 · 06-01-2008, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by golgi body

My joke didn't catch on with anyone. I'm sad, I took those questions from James' "Ask a Cripple" thread and thought I'd made a funny.

I was with you.

ZukiTh · 06-01-2008, 08:10 AM

Perhaps you can tell me where I can find a 2 foot tall ceramic virgin mary for my front yard?

Is it more cost efficient to leave my Christmas lights up all year?

presspirate · 06-01-2008, 08:43 AM

Have you ever read the story of Little Black Sambo? If so, do you think Black Mumbo dresses her son like a queer, "And then wasn't Little Black Sambo grand?" with the red coat, blue trousers, green umbrella and purple shoes? Do you think this represents dressing him as a white man? Or maybe a pimp?
Are black people really as offended by this story as we have been lead to believe? If so, why? If not, why not?
At the end of the story after the tigers had melted themselves into butter, Black Jumbo takes the butter home in a big pot and Black Jumbo makes pancakes. Whats up with that?

TheInfamousBiGD · 06-01-2008, 11:09 AM

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Have you ever read the story of Little Black Sambo? If so, do you think Black Mumbo dresses her son like a queer, "And then wasn't Little Black Sambo grand?" with the red coat, blue trousers, green umbrella and purple shoes? Do you think this represents dressing him as a white man? Or maybe a pimp?
Are black people really as offended by this story as we have been lead to believe? If so, why? If not, why not?
At the end of the story after the tigers had melted themselves into butter, Black Jumbo takes the butter home in a big pot and Black Jumbo makes pancakes. Whats up with that?

I have not read that story. Do you have a link to where I can read it online?... I'll give you the feedback after I read it.

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