Ask your JEW questions here <------

IAMjoCanadian · 10-03-2006, 06:07 PM

Soooo. Chemda keeps saying how she is the only source of knowledge on the subject of judaism for many fans. I cringe just the littlest bit every time she gets something wrong and correct her out loud to myself. I will now correct her in this thread as well as welcoming all other queries jew seeing that the religion is brought up quite often on the show.

NOTE TO CHEMDA: Please, please continue to share your knowledge. You are correct 90% of the time in your facts. If you dont say it, ppl wont ask it.

zwa · 10-03-2006, 06:13 PM

Whats a jewfer?

IAMjoCanadian · 10-03-2006, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceboy

Did JEW ever hook up with that friend of yours wife in the parking lot again?

How can you accuse me of such things. A SHANDE!! I am the resident Rabbi now. I do not "hook up" with other men's wives.

IAMjoCanadian · 10-03-2006, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zwa

Whats a jewfer?

A jewfer is a two for one jew style. Possibly less-than-two-for-one. Something like a discount on a discount.

deuce · 10-03-2006, 06:31 PM

I trump your jewness mr. iamjocanadian!!

IAMjoCanadian · 10-03-2006, 06:35 PM

Just cause ur Israeli? Fuck no. You trump my zionistess but did you sir attend a charedi Yeshiva?

IAMjoCanadian · 10-03-2006, 06:48 PM

Fuck you and your elephant memory. SHALOM SIR!!

WhiskyTango · 10-03-2006, 07:46 PM

Can you tell me about Jewish aerobics?

IAMjoCanadian · 10-03-2006, 07:53 PM

Jewish aerobics consists of your wife/mother/mother-in-law whining at you to do shit that involves getting off the couch. In this case the whining seems to be accompanied by an orchestra.

NEXT

william · 10-03-2006, 10:57 PM

Any idea how much those cool Hasidic hats cost?

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