In Beard Brawl, D.C. Wants Clean, Close Shave

[Mandias]

OMG. This is one of my best friends' first college roommate.

In Beard Brawl, D.C. Wants Clean, Close Shave

There have been stories told about this guy for years. Steve was completely incompetent as a social being, and my friends tormented him mercilessly. Usually I am not so supportive of relentless psychological torture, but I still ask them to regale me from time to time with epic stories of fucking with him because he was such an immense douchebag. And now his douchebaggery has become a matter for the courts.


For more info: Google search for "Steve Chasin" and "Beard"

[skizzbot]

They should require ALL firefighters have beards, since they increases your badassedness. We need the most badass firefighters facial hair can provide.

[Mandias]

Originally Posted by skizzbot

They should require ALL firefighters have beards, since they increases your badassedness. We need the most badass firefighters facial hair can provide.

Wow, this is almost worth internet memedom.

They should require ALL ______ have ______, since they increases your badassedness.
We need the most badass ______ ______ can provide.



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[Mandias]

I would like to point out that he said, when beards were banned, "I was upset. I actually did shave, and I became depressed."



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[Incognito]

I wouldn't want to be saved by someone who didn't have a beard. Including women. No thanks, I'll just burn.

[Cretaceous Bob]

I am willing to accept all of the lady savings you forgo.

[Incognito]

This seemed appropriate (linked for size):

The Trustworthiness Of Beards