Best KATG quotes

matt.bandit · 06-09-2006, 10:45 PM

What quotes that are used as the show description do you guys think are the best?

the big lebowski · 06-10-2006, 03:17 AM

anything w/ a keith impediment.

Step-brother fucker · 06-10-2006, 08:45 AM

hehe

Mel Blow · 06-10-2006, 06:45 PM

"Are you yappin' because you have something to say, or are you yappin' for the sake of yappin?" -Keith to Chemda

Rhian · 06-10-2006, 08:24 PM

"Tat's good. Fucking GOOD".

Usable in all ways of life. I see myself using that alot tomorrow.

gumby013 · 06-10-2006, 08:55 PM

"What's wrong with the name Chinaman Fathead? He's a chinaman and has a fat head."

DanClass · 06-10-2006, 10:48 PM

"these are crippled , retarded butterflies"

rellek · 06-10-2006, 11:20 PM

"I think in eating out the stripper: you both lost."

lickmyballssuckmy · 06-11-2006, 12:39 PM

5/30
Chemda: "Is your dick bigger now?"
Keith: "Yeah, somebody gave me a dick. So my character has a dick now."
Chemda: "Somebody paid for you to have a gigantic penis that you leave outside of your pants."
Keith: "They paid for it. It'd be rude to put that away."

and later..

Keith: "It's not real! Nothing's there! Sorry I walk around with my fake dick fake flying."

Stranger678 · 06-11-2006, 01:02 PM

"Now you have to say something nice about my vagina"

06-09-2006, 10:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
matt.bandit Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wellington Posts: 29	Best KATG quotes What quotes that are used as the show description do you guys think are the best?
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06-10-2006, 03:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
the big lebowski Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: cincinnati Posts: 920	anything w/ a keith impediment.
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06-10-2006, 08:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
Step-brother fucker Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 101	hehe
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Mel Blow Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Northern VA Posts: 16	"Are you yappin' because you have something to say, or are you yappin' for the sake of yappin?" -Keith to Chemda
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06-10-2006, 08:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Rhian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,102	"Tat's good. Fucking GOOD". Usable in all ways of life. I see myself using that alot tomorrow.
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gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	"What's wrong with the name Chinaman Fathead? He's a chinaman and has a fat head."
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06-10-2006, 10:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
DanClass Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Amerika Posts: 1,318	"these are crippled , retarded butterflies"
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rellek NO BRUMSKI Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NYC! Posts: 966	"I think in eating out the stripper: you both lost."
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06-11-2006, 12:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	5/30 Chemda: "Is your dick bigger now?" Keith: "Yeah, somebody gave me a dick. So my character has a dick now." Chemda: "Somebody paid for you to have a gigantic penis that you leave outside of your pants." Keith: "They paid for it. It'd be rude to put that away." and later.. Keith: "It's not real! Nothing's there! Sorry I walk around with my fake dick fake flying."
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06-11-2006, 01:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
Stranger678 Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Yuma, AZ Posts: 105	"Now you have to say something nice about my vagina"
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