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Old 08-07-2009, 07:59 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Are we all assuming that Jesus was even a real guy?
Oh he's real. Believe me. I've met him. He mows my yard every Tuesday. Him and his brother Carlos.
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Old 08-07-2009, 10:08 AM   #12 (permalink)
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who cares about this passage in the bible the whole thing is full of bullshit that is contradicts itself over and over. Why not focus on the killing on people who don't believe what you do and all the really other nice things it focuses on.
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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How dare you.
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Old 08-07-2009, 01:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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How dare you.
Well, he does have a whole musical about him.
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Old 08-07-2009, 01:22 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i like the black jesus myself.
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Old 08-07-2009, 01:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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BTW The answer to the question is no.
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i like the black jesus myself.
Why doesn't Black Jesus ever have an afro? He's always got White Jesus hair, but darker.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:25 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Yeah, Black Jesus should have a Jewfro.


But as this photograph proves, Jesus didn't have any hair on his head,
because it was covered in scales.



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Old 08-08-2009, 06:36 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Comon now people. We all know Jesus was a space alien sent to earth to share his alien culture with an uncivilized humanity.
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:13 AM   #20 (permalink)
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recent historians think that jesus might of looked more like this. (if he existed at all.)
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