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Old 07-06-2006, 04:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bums in the Basement

Yesterday I was relaxing watching some tv and having a brew when there is a knock at the door. I stand up, put some trousers/pants on and answer the door. Its the police and they start to tell me that they have been called because a neighbour of mine (I live in a block of flats/apartment complex) wash going down to the basement and found that someone had been living there. So I go downstairs to have a look to see if anythings missing or if theres any damage. Now when I said they had been living there I MEAN LIVING. There was a table, a bed thing, glasses, a FUCKING FRIDGE and shit loads of strong beer. As bewildered as I was I started to think how they got in. No sign of forced entry so one of them must have had a key. So I open the back door which leads into the garden and as I look down I see a collosal shit. Yes thats human shit!! And then I saw that he had stepped in it and there was shit footprints leading like a trail to his lair. So I basically threw most of his shit outside by the trash closed the door and went upstairs and looked out of my kitchen window waiting for them to come back.


Several hours pass and I hear a commotion downstairs, so I run to the basement and find one of my neighbours talking to a stinky drunk man. Apparently he had been renting out a room without my knowledge in the basement where this vagrant could keep his belongings. And thats how he got in and decided to nest. My neighbour doesnt want to throw his stuff out, because he says he is such a nice man when he is sober. I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF HE HOLDS THE CURE FOR CANCER. THE FUCKER TOOK A SHIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!!!

So what do I do?

1. Break open the door to where his stuff is kept take it all to the garden and set it on fire?

2. "Force" my neighbour to give me 3 months back rent for the room he was illegaly renting that bum?

3. Both?



Picture I took of him standing next to his stuff. It started to piss down with rain about 2 minutes later.
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Old 07-06-2006, 04:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Man that sucks.... I wouldnt want to be in your position.... Damned if you do, damned if you dont....


Plus that is the most depressing pic I have seen in a while....
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Old 07-06-2006, 05:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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fuck. i hate people for shit like this. you cant save everyone. you cant just turn your head and look the other way, the cops and a neighbor know about it. Homeless people are homeless for a reason, more often than not, so i wonder about the safety of people that are nearby. now, it falls on your shoulders to do something.

charge the three months rent, something cheap, for lack of facilities, $50 bucks a month maybe, and give it to the homeless man. and hope he doesnt sue for squatters rights or some shit like that.

hopefully, your flatmate will learn not to pull that shit, and the homeless guy, who is very likely now in a worse situation than if he were left to his own devices from the beginning, might be able to hang out at a fast food joint if it rains with some cash in his pocket. though, its almost a certainty it will be spent on liquor.

its a fucking shame, people dont fucking know what help is. people want to be noble, and end up hurting everyone. fucking retards still dont grasp that teach a man to fish phrase.

assholes.

that fucking picture ruined my day, a man was given something, long enough to depend on it, and it was taken away from him. your buddy hurt him, and that picture is an illustration of how much.

when its all done, kick your buddy's ass and rub his face in some shit and say "NO!!!"

he has it coming.
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Old 07-06-2006, 05:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Geez Spooky I thought you'd tell him to make a treasure map for the homeless guy to find his stuff in the next town over.

And how long would it take to get rid of the smell in your basement?
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Old 07-06-2006, 06:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Geez Spooky I thought you'd tell him to make a treasure map for the homeless guy to find his stuff in the next town over.

And how long would it take to get rid of the smell in your basement?
hes a human being. its hard wired in your brain to look out for your species, we are pack animals. bum scavenger hunt didnt leave homeless people at a loss, didnt disrupt where they sleep. i didnt, in the end, take from them.
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Old 07-06-2006, 06:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Geez Spooky I thought you'd tell him to make a treasure map for the homeless guy to find his stuff in the next town over.

And how long would it take to get rid of the smell in your basement?
The smell of bleach was wafting up the stairs earlier when I came home. So it looks as if my fuckwit neighbour has been cleaning.
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Old 07-06-2006, 06:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well, fuck. That is seriously the most depressing picture I have seen in a long time.

I feel really bad for that guy.
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hes a human being. its hard wired in your brain to look out for your species, we are pack animals. bum scavenger hunt didnt leave homeless people at a loss, didnt disrupt where they sleep. i didnt, in the end, take from them.

True that but what if he wanted to keep him as a pet?
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Old 07-06-2006, 06:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I couldnt agree more spooky...... Its a royal mess....

Very well put m8.....
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Old 07-06-2006, 06:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Picture I took of him standing next to his stuff. It started to piss down with rain about 2 minutes later.
There will be a special place in hell for you, don't worry though, you will have the french for company.
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