Caffeine jitters

[FletchLives]

Originally Posted by Scruples

Oh Hey! A thread about a drug that I dont use!

I better click on it, read it, then proceed to post unwelcomed negative criticisms of anybody who does, has done, or is thinking about doing said drug.

Now I better come multiple times an hour to see if anyone has responded to me so I can make smug jokes letting people know that I have the moral high ground!

Oh boy I love the internet it lets me spread my bad day to everyone YAY!!!

lawlz
yeah drink caffeine every day! mocha mocha java java extra expresso.
fucking caffeine heads

[fallingwindows]

When I first started working at the coffee shop one double shot of espresso would cause me to dash around behind the counter like a headless chicken panicking because I didn't know what a "macchiato" was when a customer asked. Sadly, as after much resistance, I have submitted to my caffeine addiction. If I don't have at least one espresso a day I'll get pissy and fall down the stairs. If I don't eat and drink three small au laits after my espresso (or caffeinated tea) I get all jittery still-- talk a mile a minute to each customer, smile like they're my best friend, and make all the re-stocking runs even though it's 20 degrees out.

The jitters are awesome as long as you have something to do, meat to eat, and a moment of rest in which to crash afterwords.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Scruples

Oh Hey! A thread about a drug that I dont use!

I better click on it, read it, then proceed to post unwelcomed negative criticisms of anybody who does, has done, or is thinking about doing said drug.

Now I better come multiple times an hour to see if anyone has responded to me so I can make smug jokes letting people know that I have the moral high ground!

Oh boy I love the internet it lets me spread my bad day to everyone YAY!!!

Don't forget to point out the dubious health claims in this thread.

[Scruples]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Don't forget to point out the dubious health claims in this thread.

"Thank you for being you, son."

-Colvin

[dangerous]

i drink about 3lt of cola a day so caffeine dosn't work on me anymore now e back in the mid 80's before they got the formula right, that would have you stuck with a joker grin you couldnt move and your heart feeling like it was about to rip through your chest as it beet like a jack hammer due to too much strychnine. now that was a case of the jitters lol.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Maybe you don't get enough sleep. After a couple of all-nighters or a few 5-hour days caffein won't really do anything.

I definitely do, especially now that I'm working a 9 to 5. I go to bed at 11 every night, and up at 7:30. I take a NoDoz as soon as I wake up, coffee on the way to work, and soda in the afternoon, and I can barely stay up to 11 again.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by GreatAuk

i hope you have underlying heart conditions and die. i hope you die anyway, soon, from anything. ANYTHING...

That's not very nice at all.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

I definitely do, especially now that I'm working a 9 to 5. I go to bed at 11 every night, and up at 7:30. I take a NoDoz as soon as I wake up, coffee on the way to work, and soda in the afternoon, and I can barely stay up to 11 again.

That's good then. When I 9-5ed and had the same schedule, I'd also take coffee in the morning and would be falling asleep by 11.

[dzagama]

Back in Uni there was this one knock-off energy drink that was always on sale at the 24/7 gas station.

Shit made my balls hurt.

That's all.

[FletchLives]

every thread turns into "i want you to die" or something to that effect.