Craig's Wacky Molestation Adventure

[McNally]

Really though, surely testicular assault is bad for business. Crackheads were a lot more suave in my day.

[Leixes]

Foda-se! Devias ter-lha posto na boca.

[picard102]

I agree.
Hey, do they still make those ice cream tacos? I think they were by ola?

[Leixes]

Originally Posted by picard102

I agree.
Hey, do they still make those ice cream tacos? I think they were by ola?

"ice cream tacos" what is that?
But you must be on to something 'cause Olá is the biggest ice cream company around here.
Where have you been here?



Disclaimer: not all junkies in Portugal grab your balls and ask for a cock to suck.

[picard102]

Originally Posted by Leixes

"ice cream tacos" what is that?
But you must be on to something 'cause Olá is the biggest ice cream company around here.
Where have you been here?

Pedras d'el Rei and Lisbon is what I mostly remember, spent the majority of my time there. But I was also forced to do a bunch of the touristy shit as well, castles, churches made of human bones, ect.

They look something like these. This was sometime in the late 90's though.

[Leixes]

Originally Posted by picard102

Pedras d'el Rei and Lisbon is what I mostly remember, spent the majority of my time there. But I was also forced to do a bunch of the touristy shit as well, castles, churches made of human bones, ect.

They look something like these. This was sometime in the late 90's though.

I don't remember those, must have been a year special - funny, ice cream is not the usual memory from Portugal. Pedras d'el Rei is a very nice place for some calm holidays. Near Barril beach with the old tuna village and the little train.. good choice.

I hope you passed by Ilha de Tavira (you were close). In the late 90's was considered by a Netherlands' 'coffee shop' magazine as the best place for holidays in Europe.
Naturally for cock sucking Ilha de Tavira and Albufeira are more appropriate places. Or Little Portugal in Toronto.

[Kydizzle]

I believe those are called Choco-Tacos. I get them from the deli sometimes.

[picard102]

Originally Posted by Leixes

I don't remember those, must have been a year special - funny, ice cream is not the usual memory from Portugal. Pedras d'el Rei is a very nice place for some calm holidays. Near Barril beach with the old tuna village and the little train.. good choice.

I hope you passed by Ilha de Tavira (you were close). In the late 90's was considered by a Netherlands' 'coffee shop' magazine as the best place for holidays in Europe.
Naturally for cock sucking Ilha de Tavira and Albufeira are more appropriate places. Our Little Portugal in Toronto.

I had two of those things everyday, so the memory stuck. My cousins had a place in Pedras d'el Rei, we stayed with them for a few weeks before heading back to their condo in Lisbon. Loved the little train though, and the pool in the village.

I was 16 or 17 at the time, so I with trying to bang girls my own age. But I'd love to visit again now that I can travel on my own.

Originally Posted by Kydizzle

I believe those are called Choco-Tacos. I get them from the deli sometimes.

Looked into those, but the ones I had were pretty light on the chocolate. Was filled with ribbons of caramel in the ice cream.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Kydizzle

I believe those are called Choco-Tacos. I get them from the deli sometimes.

Yep, the infamous Choco-Taco ... one of the primary food groups found at 7-11 when stoned.

[Kydizzle]

Originally Posted by John Galt

Yep, the infamous Choco-Taco ... one of the primary food groups found at 7-11 when stoned.

the carbs at the bottom of the pyramid are flaming hot cheetohs, protein is macadamia nuts, fruits is cherry slurpees and choco tacos sit at the top, along with snickers ice cream bars.