Create your own Engrish

[serial_x]

This went for a while with many similar ones, so i just picked out a few from the middle and well as the the final one.

Start - Hey all you assholes come and listen to us, it's the Keith and The Girl show

1st - Come you little bastard, listen to our view that Keith and the Girl

2nd - Whether your little guy, Keith and the Girl that I listen to their views

3rd - Your little guy, whether Keith and the Girl, listen to our opinions

4th - Your little man, Keith and girls, whether their opinions are listened to me

5th - Your little guy is Keith and whether or not a girl, I'm listening to their opinions

Final - Whether a small boy and girl Keith, listen to my opinion

[serial_x]

2 more..

Start - I want to put my dick in your mouth and gag you

1st - I gag on my penis in your mouth

2nd - I am a gag in his mouth penis

3rd - I am from the penis gag in his mouth

No final, it just kept going on and on...


Start - I'm interested to see what Mikey will make this thing do

1st - Mikey I will, I'll be interested to how this

2nd - I Maiki is this how I would be interested in

Final - Maiki, was interested in my book

[Carruthers]

One might set prizewinning competitions with this sort of thing. F'rinstance, what very well known phrase or saying ends up as

This person is a good opportunity for all third-party support

Naturally one would have to start with fairly well known stuff like, in this case, 'Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party'.

Or try to find idempotent 'transwhackblatts' such as 'pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs' which revert immediately.

[CuriousKlepto]

Mine's not funny.

Boo, You whore! = Boo is a prostitute!


This song is stuck in my head right now:

Start: She hit the floor, next thing you know, Shorty got low.

1st: She fell to the floor next to know Shorty got low.

2nd: She was next to know Shorty got low floor.

3rd: She was on the floor next to you know Shorty got low.

4th: Shorty got low know she was down on the floor.

5th: Shotiro had to know her on the floor below.

Final: Shotiro knew her downstairs.