Dane Cook gets Ripped on CNN.com

[lucky]

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[brianward81]

When I put my iPod shuffle on I hear random jokes that I've heard before.

I wish he got in Transformers so Optimus Prime could have kicked the shit out of that fucktard.

[rajjy]

Originally Posted by the big lebowski

you know what i hate about putting my ipod on random? i always hear the same songs over and over again.

Very clever Big L!! Ha ha ha.

[jwdd27]

Originally Posted by Dane Cook

"I got my balls busted for a long time when I first started the Web site," Cook recently told The Associated Press. "Those same comics that were busting on me were coming back to me five years later and asking 'Hey, how do I set up a MySpace?' "

Are they really asking you that, Dane? Really???
Cocksucker.