Dawn And Drew Talk Shit, And I Quit

Shawn · 08-01-2006, 02:03 AM

I unsubscribed to their show a few months back. At the time, I was kinda disappointed to do it, just 'cause they had been around for so long with this whole podcast business. But when I realized I wasn't actually listening to their shows, and that, the shows aren't really that entertaining, I knew it was time.

I hope that KATG bring up this latest shit on their next show, 'cause I ain't gonna download Dawn and Drew to hear it.

lickmyballssuckmy · 08-01-2006, 02:06 AM

I used to listen out of morbid curiousity. Immediately after the queef episode, I ran and have never looked back. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you are SO lucky.

XbluesparkX · 08-01-2006, 03:49 AM

I'm still subscribed, although I usually just end up deleting the episodes. I listen every once in awhile though. Enough for me not to unsubscribe.

cogy · 08-01-2006, 04:14 AM

some hero want to transcribe what was said so the rest of us dont have to suffer through that verbal carcinogen?

lickmyballssuckmy · 08-01-2006, 05:17 AM

I will make the supreme sacrifice..

Friz · 08-01-2006, 05:24 AM

We'll erect a shrine to you made from used condoms and bubblegum.

lickmyballssuckmy · 08-01-2006, 06:08 AM

Here it is.. Friz, get started on that erection.. uhhh, yeah.. Here it is.

Dawn: It's been kind of a frustrating week. Weve had a lot of emotional turmoil this week. And some of you on the message boards might know what we're referencing. So, whenever I'm dealing with a lot of emotional strife, I like to focus that inward and create something beautiful. Something artistic and something that I can offer the world as an offering of creativity in the name of love and universal happiness. So here it is, my cover of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain".

Lyrics:

You're so vain
I'll bet you think this clown joke's about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this clown joke's about you
Don't you? don't you?

That's right. So.. Drew and I know when the war has been beat (both giggle), the war has been won and, um, we just want to bow down and really say to the number one show over at podcast alley, you guys (Drew: we give up) fucking rock. You rocked us. (Drew: concede) We fuckin' bow down and honor you... Pottercast. You fuckin' are awesome. And even the number two show, Mugglecast. (Drew: They dominate) You are fucking great. And you know what? You deserve to be there, both of you. Mugglecast. Pottercast. You're the kings of us. What can we say? Thank you so much. (Drew: Number one and two in the world) In the entire world..

Oh, don't you feel good about letting that out? (Drew: a little bit. It's like a weight has been lifted. Those two have been like kicking our asses for months. We just had to give up.) We give up to them because they deserve it. They alone deserve it. (followed by app. 16 minutes of drivel)

lickmyballssuckmy · 08-01-2006, 06:16 AM

I don't feel so good. I'm going to bed. That was a little too much for me to handle all at once. If I die in my sleep, tell Blitzgal I will always love her...

Friz · 08-01-2006, 08:05 AM

Well done Lickmy...your effort is not in vain...

well..actually, I think it might have been...

*Sings*

You're so vain....

DJQuad · 08-01-2006, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

Dawn: It's been kind of a frustrating week. Weve had a lot of emotional turmoil this week. And some of you on the message boards might know what we're referencing. So, whenever I'm dealing with a lot of emotional strife, I like to focus that inward and create something beautiful.

Another 6 course meal?

08-01-2006, 02:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
Shawn Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: San Luis Obispo, CA Posts: 301	I unsubscribed to their show a few months back. At the time, I was kinda disappointed to do it, just 'cause they had been around for so long with this whole podcast business. But when I realized I wasn't actually listening to their shows, and that, the shows aren't really that entertaining, I knew it was time. I hope that KATG bring up this latest shit on their next show, 'cause I ain't gonna download Dawn and Drew to hear it.
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08-01-2006, 02:06 AM	#12 (permalink)
lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	I used to listen out of morbid curiousity. Immediately after the queef episode, I ran and have never looked back. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you are SO lucky.
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08-01-2006, 03:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
XbluesparkX Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 71	I'm still subscribed, although I usually just end up deleting the episodes. I listen every once in awhile though. Enough for me not to unsubscribe.
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08-01-2006, 04:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
cogy Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: socal Posts: 139	some hero want to transcribe what was said so the rest of us dont have to suffer through that verbal carcinogen?
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08-01-2006, 05:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
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08-01-2006, 05:24 AM	#16 (permalink)
Friz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 240	We'll erect a shrine to you made from used condoms and bubblegum.
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08-01-2006, 06:08 AM	#17 (permalink)
lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	Here it is.. Friz, get started on that erection.. uhhh, yeah.. Here it is. Dawn: It's been kind of a frustrating week. Weve had a lot of emotional turmoil this week. And some of you on the message boards might know what we're referencing. So, whenever I'm dealing with a lot of emotional strife, I like to focus that inward and create something beautiful. Something artistic and something that I can offer the world as an offering of creativity in the name of love and universal happiness. So here it is, my cover of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain". Lyrics: You're so vain I'll bet you think this clown joke's about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this clown joke's about you Don't you? don't you? That's right. So.. Drew and I know when the war has been beat (both giggle), the war has been won and, um, we just want to bow down and really say to the number one show over at podcast alley, you guys (Drew: we give up) fucking rock. You rocked us. (Drew: concede) We fuckin' bow down and honor you... Pottercast. You fuckin' are awesome. And even the number two show, Mugglecast. (Drew: They dominate) You are fucking great. And you know what? You deserve to be there, both of you. Mugglecast. Pottercast. You're the kings of us. What can we say? Thank you so much. (Drew: Number one and two in the world) In the entire world.. Oh, don't you feel good about letting that out? (Drew: a little bit. It's like a weight has been lifted. Those two have been like kicking our asses for months. We just had to give up.) We give up to them because they deserve it. They alone deserve it. (followed by app. 16 minutes of drivel) __________________ Keith: "Now go get your cane, little baby faggot." Chemda: "As soon as you talk about farm rape, you're in the sack. That's hot."
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lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	I don't feel so good. I'm going to bed. That was a little too much for me to handle all at once. If I die in my sleep, tell Blitzgal I will always love her...
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08-01-2006, 08:05 AM	#19 (permalink)
Friz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 240	Well done Lickmy...your effort is not in vain... well..actually, I think it might have been... Sings You're so vain....
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