Dear Me...

madisonyrskull · 01-25-2011, 03:18 PM

Oh,i forgot....

"yes your parents are dumb and you are smarter than them and their stupid friends.You are good enough for their daughter."

FletchLives · 01-25-2011, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by madisonyrskull

Oh,i forgot....

"yes your parents are dumb and you are smarter than them and their stupid friends.You are good enough for their daughter."

you want yourself to know that you're good enough for your parents' daughter?

alannanana · 01-25-2011, 04:21 PM

Stay away from tequila.

bankyanks · 01-25-2011, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by alannanana

Stay away from tequila.

That's horrible advice!

dEadERest · 01-25-2011, 04:26 PM

Trust yourself.
It gets way better.
Learn more chords.
I love you.

violachick8 · 01-25-2011, 04:40 PM

Dear 16 year old Vi,
I know youre having lots of medical issues now but that doesnt mean you can eat lots and expect to be okey dokey. Put all the delicious food down. Its only going to mean that you have to loose 80+ lbs later
Your entire family is filled with fuckwads except for Pappy. Dont let them get under your skin and enjoy Pappy while he is still lucid/alive.
Since everyone thinks youre gay anyway ask out some girls and guys just to see what happens. Also just fucking kiss some people, besides friends, just to do it.
Drinking isnt bad its actually fun. Taking a toke occasionally never hurt anybody either.
Speaking of, keep your clothes on when drunk. I know its hard but nobody likes the fatty mcfatterson crying out for attention even if the clothes feel like they are itchy and burning.
I know your circle of friends seem like your family but they are only meant to get you through high school. Drop them like it's hot when you get to college.
Branch out when you get to college, socially, emotionally in every way possible!
Know that there are extreme bad and good times ahead. Get in touch with a counselor sooner than you think you need to.
All of these things are learning experiences and by the time youre here you will be a great, fabulous, extremely mature, logical, talented and wise lady who is stronger than you could ever know.
<3's babillion 21 year old Vi

Theremin · 01-25-2011, 06:21 PM

Dear Me,

Get fucked.

Sincerely, Me.

sagzy · 01-25-2011, 06:51 PM

Dear me,
Drink more, party more and talk to more girls and be less of a dick to the ladies. Don't invest any time to trying to make the basketball team because you are going to get kicked off the team for skipping drills. Also enjoy your high school years because you are going to end up in a mormon college and despise your college career.
P.S Don't go out to the club that night, our old man is going to put an epic ass whooping on you and you are not going to be able to leave the house for a week.
Good luck bitch.

FletchLives · 01-25-2011, 07:56 PM

don't fucking try to drive that one night when you're 17. don't watch Lost, the ending is terrible. invest in facebook.com

oh and get back into making music now while you still can

Jo_Culprit · 01-25-2011, 08:03 PM

Dear
Jo version 16

Get off your lazy ass and do something constructive with your time. Get a job, go to gym, read your text books and develop some study habits while you have time. Seriously do you know how much catch up I've had to do because of your procrastinating ass?
You have to stop inadvertently emulating the habits of your friends. Its not a contest to be the laziest douche that knows the most about metallica, you'll be sorry in the end if you don't cut these lines now mofo.

Lastly don't get involved with that bitch, don't even hang around her crowd, she's got head trips you wouldn't believe kid.

... oh and Monster Magnet are awesome btw.

PEACE
Jo version 21

01-25-2011, 03:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
madisonyrskull Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 91	Oh,i forgot.... "yes your parents are dumb and you are smarter than them and their stupid friends.You are good enough for their daughter."
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01-25-2011, 04:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
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01-25-2011, 04:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
violachick8 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Boston Posts: 287	Dear 16 year old Vi, I know youre having lots of medical issues now but that doesnt mean you can eat lots and expect to be okey dokey. Put all the delicious food down. Its only going to mean that you have to loose 80+ lbs later Your entire family is filled with fuckwads except for Pappy. Dont let them get under your skin and enjoy Pappy while he is still lucid/alive. Since everyone thinks youre gay anyway ask out some girls and guys just to see what happens. Also just fucking kiss some people, besides friends, just to do it. Drinking isnt bad its actually fun. Taking a toke occasionally never hurt anybody either. Speaking of, keep your clothes on when drunk. I know its hard but nobody likes the fatty mcfatterson crying out for attention even if the clothes feel like they are itchy and burning. I know your circle of friends seem like your family but they are only meant to get you through high school. Drop them like it's hot when you get to college. Branch out when you get to college, socially, emotionally in every way possible! Know that there are extreme bad and good times ahead. Get in touch with a counselor sooner than you think you need to. All of these things are learning experiences and by the time youre here you will be a great, fabulous, extremely mature, logical, talented and wise lady who is stronger than you could ever know. <3's babillion 21 year old Vi __________________ Twitter
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Theremin Junior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Bristol, England Posts: 13	Dear Me, Get fucked. Sincerely, Me.
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sagzy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: beantown, MA Posts: 284	Dear me, Drink more, party more and talk to more girls and be less of a dick to the ladies. Don't invest any time to trying to make the basketball team because you are going to get kicked off the team for skipping drills. Also enjoy your high school years because you are going to end up in a mormon college and despise your college career. P.S Don't go out to the club that night, our old man is going to put an epic ass whooping on you and you are not going to be able to leave the house for a week. Good luck bitch. __________________ The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
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FletchLives Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 901	don't fucking try to drive that one night when you're 17. don't watch Lost, the ending is terrible. invest in facebook.com oh and get back into making music now while you still can Last edited by FletchLives; 01-26-2011 at 03:32 PM.
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01-25-2011, 08:03 PM	#20 (permalink)
Jo_Culprit Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: St Lucia Posts: 462	Dear Jo version 16 Get off your lazy ass and do something constructive with your time. Get a job, go to gym, read your text books and develop some study habits while you have time. Seriously do you know how much catch up I've had to do because of your procrastinating ass? You have to stop inadvertently emulating the habits of your friends. Its not a contest to be the laziest douche that knows the most about metallica, you'll be sorry in the end if you don't cut these lines now mofo. Lastly don't get involved with that bitch, don't even hang around her crowd, she's got head trips you wouldn't believe kid. ... oh and Monster Magnet are awesome btw. PEACE Jo version 21 __________________ :::...::..:.
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