Dogs

[doctorsleep]

I don't get them. Anyone else hate these things.

I was recently in a car wreck because the girl on the other side of the road swerved into me when a dog ran out in the road. No one was hurt but my car was totaled. We had to call the cops after the accident and one ran my license and since I have unpaid tickets I got my shit suspended and now I have to make about a thousand dollars fucking appear out of nowhere to drive again (Yeah that part is my fault for being an idiot, but the dog set this powder keg off sooner then I planned. I was literally 2 weeks away from having the money to take care of this without losing my ID so now I can't buy beer or sell shit at gamestop)

When I get my new car part of me wants to hunt down this little fucker and run his ass down and dump him on the owners lawn with a BUY A LEASH COCK SUCKERS!!! sign. I'm just venting buy my friends think its crazy, but can no one understand why I'm little pissed at this dog

Two days ago while looking for new cars I went to check out a car with a for sale sign and two dogs, one big one medium, came out (No fence and leash of course!) barking at me while I went to their front door to ask

I have always hated dogs and I just do not understand how a rational adult can love these things like they are actually human beings with souls. Can someone please try to explain this to me.

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[naberdy]

You do realize that it doesn't even matter that it was a dog don't you? She probably would have swerved even if it was a squirrel. Here's a shocker, whether you're a person who likes dogs or not, most people aren't too keen on running over one.

[BrianAlt]

My family never had a dog, but when one ran out between two parked cars and my dad hit it with his car, we were all devastated. Someone likes that animal, dude.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by naberdy

You do realize that it doesn't even matter that it was a dog don't you? She probably would have swerved even if it was a squirrel. Here's a shocker, whether you're a person who likes dogs or not, most people aren't too keen on running over one.

I know it wasan't the dogs fault, I'm just angry at this thing, The girl's insurance paid me enough for a new car. It is more her fault because she should have swerved to the other side off the road.

I've hit a dog before because if I stopped the car I would have been rear ended and caused a 3 car accident. I felt bad about it but 3 people > 1 dog

This dog didn't make me hate dogs, It just reminded me how much I hate everything about dogs and I am the only person on earth who absolutely hates these things. I would just like to know what you dog lovers see in these little fuckers.

They always bark and the way they scratch at you when you walk inside, and people let these things lick them LICK THEM in the face, WHY how are you not disgusted by that, how do you not immediately run to the sink and get disinfected soap.

[Sparrow]

Dogs are fucking AWESOME!!! You're just a deficient human being, sleep.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Dogs are fucking AWESOME!!! You're just a deficient human being, sleep.

I have heard that before, is this linked. These things are so awful, its not like its a food that I don't care for the taste of, where I can understand how other people like it.

I can not see how a sane adult would actually care for something like this.

[marina]

Dogs don't like you because they can smell the evil.

I don't actually really think that they can, but I love dogs. I like dogs better than I like people. Dogs are not the same as people, they are better. People are conniving, and sometimes inherently bad. A dog is only as bad as it's training. A dog is a simple machine that has nothing but love most of the time. And the rest of the time, it's really clear on how it feels about your ass.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by marina

Dogs don't like you because they can smell the evil.

I don't actually really think that they can, but I love dogs. I like dogs better than I like people. Dogs are not the same as people, they are better. People are conniving, and sometimes inherently bad. A dog is only as bad as it's training. A dog is a simple machine that has nothing but love most of the time. And the rest of the time, it's really clear on how it feels about your ass.

I don't want to think that it's evil they smell, but they definitely smell something on me. They always attack and bite and jump on me.

But what you said about machine, EXACTLY! These are just stupid little toys.

You dog lovers are always like "Well, my dog is super smart, and you know, he really gets me on like an intuitive emotional level, not like a human can."

Then the dog shits on the floor or bites up a pair of shoes and its all "HEY! leave him alone Hes just a dog!!! He doesn't know better!"