Dogs

[Medium Brumski]

Dogs are awesome

However, the correct reaction for when an animal runs in front of your car is to not swerve, period. Slow down if you can, but really, if you hit it, you hit it.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by Medium Brumski

However, the correct reaction for when an animal runs in front of your car is to not swerve, period. Slow down if you can, but really, if you hit it, you hit it.

YES THIS!

Also, on a level of 1 to 10

1 being helping the needy, 10 being a serial killer. How bad is wanting to hunt down that dog and take revenge on it?

[marina]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Then the dog shits on the floor or bites up a pair of shoes and its all "HEY! leave him alone Hes just a dog!!! He doesn't know better!"

That's just bad training.

A dog can be trained to do better, to behave right. A dog can be a useful member of it's household and it's community. All it takes is proper training.

You, however, are untrainable.

[Cretaceous Bob]

YOU GUYS

HEY

YOU GUYS

A WOMAN COST DODDER JEEP $1,000. AND HE DIDN'T GET NOTHING FOR IT, NEITHER.

THE UNIVERSE

IT IS FAIR

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[punk'n]

Originally Posted by marina

You, however, are untrainable.

THIS.

[Junkenstein]

Die, shithead.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Die, shithead.

This dog's name is Shithead.

[DaveNJ]

Are we supposed to ignore the part where you roll around with over a thousand in unpaid tickets, yet complain about other people not following leash laws?

Seriously, dude, a dog could have written a more sympathetic post.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

When I see a new doctordipshit thread I always think "Oh this will be at least good for a laugh"

Usually I'm right. This time though it makes me sad to see further evidence of what a despicable, hateful, piece of shit you are doctor.

See, this is what I'm trying to figure out. What is it about hating dogs that links me to being a bad person.

They are animals! No different from the cows we eat and the bugs we crush.

Yeah I said some stupid shit before that it is perfectly logical to call in evidence of me being a fuckhead, but what is so fucking magical and wonderful about these yappy little rats that I am missing.

Of course I'm not REALLY going to hunt down this dog, and yes I'm an idiot for not paying my tickets (750 in tickets, about 200 in bullshit service fees)

Originally Posted by DaveNJ

Are we supposed to ignore the part where you roll around with over a thousand in unpaid tickets, yet complain about other people not following leash laws?

Seriously, dude, a dog could have written a more sympathetic post.

2 tickets, one was getting caught in a speed trap the week after they put it up, the other was for NOT WEARING A GOD DAMN SEAT BELT

Me not wearing a seat belt doesn't do shit to anyone, the asshole who didn't put a leash on his dog got my car totaled. I wish I could find the owner because he should pay for both cars instead of the girl who hit me.

I'm not going to hunt down the dog because i might belong to some kid and the damage is already done. not because its a living creature (because animals totally have souls)

Whenever I ask someone its always "WHAT! How can you not love dogs?! YOUR WORSE THEN HITLER!"

What is the piece I am missing here? Everyone else sees it and I don't so obviously I'm missing something. I have heard my hatred of dogs been linked to my other problems before (though I think that's bullshit, but again, what do I know) but what is so special about these biting shitting stinking little monsters.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by DaveNJ

Are we supposed to ignore the part where you roll around with over a thousand in unpaid tickets, yet complain about other people not following leash laws?

Seriously, dude, a dog could have written a more sympathetic post.

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Originally Posted by A Dog

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