Dogs

[NoArmsJames]

I'd kill you to save a dog, cat or other animal.
Not because I'm a hippy, but because I hate you.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

I'd kill you to save a dog, cat or other animal.
Not because I'm a hippy, but because I hate you.

I'd kill him even if it killed a dog. Sorry Buster, but I had to go Minority Report on a rapist. You understand.

Also your sig is huge dude. WTF.

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

I'd kill you to save a dog, cat or other animal.
Not because I'm a hippy, but because I hate you.

And seriously, who's cuter? The Doc or any dog or cat ever?

[Cretaceous Bob]

They might actually put their face in shit, but at least their face doesn't permanently show it.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

As previously established you are a broken human being probably beyond redemption. There is SO MUCH that you are missing that it could fill a book [probably a psychological case study that will make its author famous.]

I don't like an animal licking my face after it eats its own asshole, I hate getting woken up at 4 in the god damn morning because a dog isn't smart enough to realize people are trying to sleep, and I don't like having to buy new shoes and jeans when a dog bites rips and pisses on them.

SOMEHOW that connects to everything else in my life. That I don't get.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

SOMEHOW that connects to everything else in my life. That I don't get.

i can't believe that you've gotten me to say this, but . .
it seems you don't get life, so . .

Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

AHAHHAHA

lol

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

This dog's name is Shithead.

re-lol

Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

They might actually put their face in shit, but at least their face doesn't permanently show it.

omg . .

sleep, you must enjoy this. this thread is more unabashed disdain and abuse. i can't believe that you don't get that.

my dog, who's pic is posted in a recent show thread, is not bright. i just trained him with treats to lie down. I may need to play your video and try to train him to bite

[Medium Brumski]

Anyone else ever think life would be so much easier if you only saw things in black and white

[dEadERest]

sleep vs. dogs, who's more "human"

Humans have 7 times higher proportion of cone cells than dogs, meaning that when dogs do see colors, they are pale or faded. However dogs have a much higher concentration of rod cells, responsible for seeing black-and-white, and also much more sensitive in lower light conditions. For that reason, dogs have much better night vision than people.

. . i'm not sure what i mean

[DaveNJ]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Of course I'm not REALLY going to hunt down this dog, and yes I'm an idiot for not paying my tickets (750 in tickets, about 200 in bullshit service fees)

2 tickets, one was getting caught in a speed trap the week after they put it up, the other was for NOT WEARING A GOD DAMN SEAT BELT

Me not wearing a seat belt doesn't do shit to anyone, the asshole who didn't put a leash on his dog got my car totaled. I wish I could find the owner because he should pay for both cars instead of the girl who hit me.

So you were speeding and not wearing a seat belt. Basically, you're an asshole on the roads.

You not wearing a seatbelt is illegal. Click it or ticket. It actually does affect other people. If you get into an accident with someone and you fly through the windshield you're going to sustain more significant injuries, taxing our medical services more and inflicting emotional distress on the person who collided with you.

Again, you were being an ass and are somehow mad that someone else was an ass. Not buying it.

[dEadERest]

psssst, Dave . .

. . . no seat belt laws here in NH