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Old 02-17-2009, 12:37 AM   #21 (permalink)
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feel your pain. fell too hard for someone 2,000 miles away. now i plan on drinking myself to numbness until i forget about it. wheee, cheap vodka, you're my only friend now <3

(this post was brought to you by the number 7. as in: "I'm 7 shots deep so far tonight")
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Old 02-17-2009, 01:24 AM   #22 (permalink)
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feel your pain. fell too hard for someone 2,000 miles away. now i plan on drinking myself to numbness until i forget about it. wheee, cheap vodka, you're my only friend now <3

(this post was brought to you by the number 7. as in: "I'm 7 shots deep so far tonight")
exactly 2000 miles? use google maps and tell us exactly how far so we can sort it out. why are you too lazy to stalk someone that far away? does detroit rock that hard?
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:44 AM   #23 (permalink)
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poor typ.

...alcohol. lots and lots of alcohol...theeere we go
sorry bout what happened. whatta cunt to do it after valentine's. sigh...
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Old 02-17-2009, 06:41 AM   #24 (permalink)
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If so desired, I can order a large envelope filled with baboon shit sent to her workplace or residence. Just let me know!

It could be gorilla, hippo, elephant, or most anything.
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:35 AM   #25 (permalink)
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just get drunk and fuck some bar fly. you'll feel better in a few days.


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Old 02-17-2009, 11:09 AM   #26 (permalink)
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My suggestion, based on being dumped myself (sad face) is to never see her again....clean cuts are the easiest to heal from. No going back for that weird no mans land sex it'll just screw with your mind...maybe that's a girl thing though.

Anyway, sorry to hear about the heart break tp....it's never fun.
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:15 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Every guy has that friend (or at least should) who's waiting in the trenches for the "we broke up call". Be it a dude that you're buddies with who'll take to you to strip club and have you forgetting all about it or that chick friend you know will provide a little strange to relieve the pain. Get by with a little help from your friends.
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:30 AM   #28 (permalink)
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If Typ was with the girl sexually,then he is attracted to her-it doesnt matter what someone looks like naked,if he had her on his dick then he liked her.

Though I haven't seen a picture of her-it doesn't really matter if you loved someone(or had sex with them in the first place!)!
Though Golgi Body's answers had me rolling with laughter-I still stick by this.

Still-the girl dumped HIM and after Valentine's day,so that's some shit right there.

Typ-DO NOT go sleep with someone to "ease the pain" -if you love or loved the girl-wait a while, try to talk to her,maybe you can work it out.
Unless she cheated. In that case-forget she exsisted.



I can assure you sleeping around will only make the pain worse,being a man-whore is not the answer,you'll feel shitty and guilty
I speak from expirience.
Also think about diseases.
See if this girl is worth your time-you weigh the things she did for you,
and what you did for her,
see if she comes to talk to you, see what her reasons are.
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Old 02-17-2009, 06:52 PM   #29 (permalink)
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If Typ was with the girl sexually,then he is attracted to her-it doesnt matter what someone looks like naked,if he had her on his dick then he liked her.

Though I haven't seen a picture of her-it doesn't really matter if you loved someone(or had sex with them in the first place!)!
Though Golgi Body's answers had me rolling with laughter-I still stick by this.

Still-the girl dumped HIM and after Valentine's day,so that's some shit right there.

Typ-DO NOT go sleep with someone to "ease the pain" -if you love or loved the girl-wait a while, try to talk to her,maybe you can work it out.
Unless she cheated. In that case-forget she exsisted.



I can assure you sleeping around will only make the pain worse,being a man-whore is not the answer,you'll feel shitty and guilty
I speak from expirience.
Also think about diseases.
See if this girl is worth your time-you weigh the things she did for you,
and what you did for her,
see if she comes to talk to you, see what her reasons are.
First of all, don't try to talk to her. She's made her decision to leave and even if she comes back around you shouldn't speak to her. Don't let her fuck with your head. She has no right to leave and then string you along and keep you on the back burner while she's got some other dude's balls in her mouth (which is most likely what's happening).

Secondly, I think you should fuck as many random girls as you can. Just be safe about it and wear a rubber. It will help with your self esteem, which I'm assuming has been demolished by this chick dumping you. After a while, when you've got your mojo back, you can slow down on the promiscuous sex and look for a quality girl.


Oh yea, booze. Lot's and lot's of booze. I suggest some (i.e. copious amounts) of Lynchburg, Tennessee's finest export: Jack Daniels.
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Old 02-17-2009, 07:07 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Saturday night, we were at a bar with friends and I heard a song on the jukebox that I liked but only vaguely recognized. The monitor displayed a title, "Street Lights" by Kanye West. I'm a long time, unabashed KW fanboy that skipped out on "808's and Heartbreak" based on its lukewarm critical reception and the fact that most people that heard it dismissed it as an achey-breaky dirge. Even still, I liked what I heard at the bar, so on Sunday I downloaded the entire album and dumped it onto my iPod. On Monday, I got dumped.

It's like somehow I knew it was coming and I was preparing myself. Because it's pretty much a real great cathartic breakup album from start to finish if you're attuned to that kind of thing
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