Ebay has everything.

EastTexas · 07-12-2006, 10:47 AM

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07...y_cancer_cure/

the big lebowski · 07-12-2006, 04:41 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/MY-HANDWRITTEN-J...QQcmdZViewItem
ppssshh! i coulda told you this! of course jesus is a star! what else would he be?

EastTexas · 07-12-2006, 04:42 PM

I didn't ever take "light of the world" so literally before.

the big lebowski · 07-12-2006, 04:44 PM

so the egyptians had it right w/ Ra the sun god right?

jneed · 07-12-2006, 07:36 PM

I guess I'm going to get cancer because I am constantly biting my nails. In fact I just did, still doing it. Yep there it is I got the cancer now. what a fucking lunatic!

EastTexas · 07-12-2006, 10:33 PM

I do like his answers to some questions. Pregnant KATG listeners need to be careful on Wednesdays.
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Q: If eating your own flesh causes cancer how can unborn children get cancer?
Jul-12-06
A: The parents of children aflicted with childhood cancers will be devastated to hear this. But I'll tell you. The pregnant mother consumed some of her own flesh AND she also performed oral sex on the baby's father at nearly the same time. Some genetic material from both parents entered the bloodstream of the developing baby. That is how the cancer process began.

benjita · 07-13-2006, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creepyguy2

Jesus appeared to me on March 17, 1984. I was 28 years old at the time. He instructed me to spread His solution for the achievement of world peace and to work towards it. He instructed me to tell people the precise location of Heaven. And he instructed me to share the cure for cancer. BUT He told me NOT TO TELL ANYONE He had appeared to me until after the dawn of the new millennium when at that time I would receive a sign. The sign would be a huge natural disaster. For a brief while I thought the events of September 11, 2001 were the sign that it was OK to tell people that Jesus had appeared to me. However, I knew that Jesus had said it would be a NATURAL DISASTER so I remained silent. Then the tsunamis of December 2004 hit. I realized that it was time for me to come forward. I have been trying to go public since then.

I have decided to go with Ebay in an effort to spread the messages of Jesus.. The winner of this auction will be given my hand written journal which tells in detail the messages Jesus revealed to me.. The person who wins this journal will have the right to copy it and distribute it in any way he or she desires.. I will seek no royalties.

And it's all only 15,000 dollars! Are you saying my unborn kid's going to get cancer????

mypersonalgetaway · 07-13-2006, 01:17 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/Apple-Xserve-G4-...QQcmdZViewItem

the big lebowski · 07-13-2006, 02:39 PM

o-k...

BlueCC · 07-13-2006, 02:45 PM

Now, for no reason...

Things I bought on Ebay between Jan 01 2001 and Feb 02 2002: digital camera, Jello Biafra pins, Dungeons & Dragons Red Box, Fraggle Rock VHS, 1 box of blue glowsticks,

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EastTexas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 1,259	I do like his answers to some questions. Pregnant KATG listeners need to be careful on Wednesdays. ========================================= Q: If eating your own flesh causes cancer how can unborn children get cancer? Jul-12-06 A: The parents of children aflicted with childhood cancers will be devastated to hear this. But I'll tell you. The pregnant mother consumed some of her own flesh AND she also performed oral sex on the baby's father at nearly the same time. Some genetic material from both parents entered the bloodstream of the developing baby. That is how the cancer process began.
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