Ebay has everything.

EastTexas · 07-12-2006, 10:47 AM

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07...y_cancer_cure/

the big lebowski · 07-12-2006, 04:41 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/MY-HANDWRITTEN-J...QQcmdZViewItem
ppssshh! i coulda told you this! of course jesus is a star! what else would he be?

EastTexas · 07-12-2006, 04:42 PM

I didn't ever take "light of the world" so literally before.

the big lebowski · 07-12-2006, 04:44 PM

so the egyptians had it right w/ Ra the sun god right?

jneed · 07-12-2006, 07:36 PM

I guess I'm going to get cancer because I am constantly biting my nails. In fact I just did, still doing it. Yep there it is I got the cancer now. what a fucking lunatic!

EastTexas · 07-12-2006, 10:33 PM

I do like his answers to some questions. Pregnant KATG listeners need to be careful on Wednesdays.
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Q: If eating your own flesh causes cancer how can unborn children get cancer?
Jul-12-06
A: The parents of children aflicted with childhood cancers will be devastated to hear this. But I'll tell you. The pregnant mother consumed some of her own flesh AND she also performed oral sex on the baby's father at nearly the same time. Some genetic material from both parents entered the bloodstream of the developing baby. That is how the cancer process began.

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EastTexas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 1,259	I do like his answers to some questions. Pregnant KATG listeners need to be careful on Wednesdays. ========================================= Q: If eating your own flesh causes cancer how can unborn children get cancer? Jul-12-06 A: The parents of children aflicted with childhood cancers will be devastated to hear this. But I'll tell you. The pregnant mother consumed some of her own flesh AND she also performed oral sex on the baby's father at nearly the same time. Some genetic material from both parents entered the bloodstream of the developing baby. That is how the cancer process began.
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