Fetlife

punk'n · 02-17-2011, 02:52 PM

Face and I are on there but never log in so if you found me and I ignored you, I'm sorry.

indianprincess · 02-18-2011, 02:34 AM

I used to be on there but then I had all these requests from middle-aged men who had that crazed-shut-in vibe, and wanted to like, stick bugs on their face, feed me their jizz ice cubes and have vanilla heterosexual sex with me because I have a vagina. Clearly my standards are too high. I thought they were all too fat.

picard102 · 02-18-2011, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by indianprincess

have vanilla heterosexual sex with me

lol Ya I cant imagine it being the best experience for women. I get messages from guys occasionally, and they aren't the swiftest bunch. I tend to not message women unless I know them, or they have interacted with me first.

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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	Face and I are on there but never log in so if you found me and I ignored you, I'm sorry.
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02-18-2011, 02:34 AM	#12 (permalink)
indianprincess Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 130	I used to be on there but then I had all these requests from middle-aged men who had that crazed-shut-in vibe, and wanted to like, stick bugs on their face, feed me their jizz ice cubes and have vanilla heterosexual sex with me because I have a vagina. Clearly my standards are too high. I thought they were all too fat. Last edited by indianprincess; 02-18-2011 at 02:43 AM. Reason: I'm not fat-phobic but it's annoying to have to lift your stomach in order to find your genitalia
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