Fuck Buddies

[Station]

In my experience, the whole fuck buddy thing always ends up in mangled flaming wreckage. Either do it or don't, but don't think fucking is ever "just fucking"

[thepetek]

The point is, every time you finish, you get up and sing, "Ole Ole Ole" etc. And once that doesn't feel right, don't ask him to go out and buy you ice cream in the middle of the night. Cos he'll resent you. Just remember that you left some underwear next to the sink and take it when you leave this time. Cos otherwise you're never gonna see those underwear again. It's not that he's into sniffing underwear. He didn't have something to take down the spiderwebs, til now.

I guess that's how you tell if it's gonna work. Ask him if he would sniff your underwear or use them to take down cobwebs, then throw them away.

Yes, there is the option that he will take down cobwebs and then sniff them, but I'm not a law enforcement professional, so I won't talk about that.

I forget what the question was.

[banger316]

Originally Posted by bankyanks

I've had one fuck buddy. But it was my ex-boyfriend.
And really it was me pretending to be ok that we were fuck buddies in the hope that he would realise he really loved me and wanted to get back together.

It didn't work out so well for me. It ended in tears and now I haven't been laid in 10 months. Haha.

Wow banky that is the situation i am in with my ex i broke up with her, and didn't hear from her for a month, and then she called me out of the blue wanting to be friends, and when we hung out one thing led to another, and we had sex (she initiated) so now we are friends with benefits although i feel that this is not gonna turn out well in the end.

Maybe you should come to the april 15th show their are plenty of guys including me who would love to help you with this laid problem. If not i wonder how much a ticket to australia would cost.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Bucho

a couple of them took a shine to your old mate Bucho, and being a red blooded gentleman your old mate Bucho chose to accomodate their advances. Over and over again.

That you're taken causes me great sadness, sir. great sadness.

[Draconis]

This is not going to turn out well. I can already tell. Half of me wants to fuck him, and half of me wants to kiss him. Both sides of the coin, and I just hope the fucking holds out over the feeling.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by banger316

Wow banky that is the situation i am in with my ex i broke up with her, and didn't hear from her for a month, and then she called me out of the blue wanting to be friends, and when we hung out one thing led to another, and we had sex (she initiated) so now we are friends with benefits although i feel that this is not gonna turn out well in the end.

Maybe you should come to the april 15th show their are plenty of guys including me who would love to help you with this laid problem. If not i wonder how much a ticket to australia would cost.

If I was a woman from the other side of the planet who had...etc etc etc

And you were, etc etc, creepy and far away.

Anyway. You used the wrong 'there'

And you talked about your ex. Fucknut.

If you had any skills, you would ask her if the floods were anywhere near she lived, admit you did not know Australian geography, and claim you were either Milli or Vanilli.

No, seriously, all women are hot for not the dead one.

Just trust me on this.

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by thepetek

If I was a woman from the other side of the planet who had...etc etc etc

And you were, etc etc, creepy and far away.

haha, this gave me a flash back to that Mike Birbiglia joke



YouTube - Mike Birbiglia "I'm a bear, etc." Part 1

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by Jo_Culprit

haha, this gave me a flash back to that Mike Birbiglia joke



YouTube - Mike Birbiglia "I'm a bear, etc." Part 1

That makes less sense than me. I tip my hat.


No, I don't I can kind of tie in my shit. But this is just.

Oh my god? Do I seem this erratic? Is that how I seem?

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by thepetek

That makes less sense than me. I tip my hat.

No, I don't I can kind of tie in my shit. But this is just.

Oh my god? Do I seem this erratic? Is that how I seem?

fucken kill myself. UR POST AMUSED ME SIR, is what i was trying to communicate

[Tech007]

Originally Posted by Rhian

Yup.

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

is there anything you havent done?

Originally Posted by thepetek

I would say 'robots' but she would come back with a rhoomba story that would make you blush.

PROOF (obvi from b4 she broke her pussy)