Fuck Winter

[metal_martha_stewart]

My skin hurts. All of it. Wake me up in April, m'kay?

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by metal_martha_stewart

My skin hurts. All of it. Wake me up in April, m'kay?

Its like scales!! Grrrrr

[metal_martha_stewart]

I also hate Winter because I can't run outside and I have to lug my skates around everywhere with me because if I leave them in my car, my bearings will freeze. I could whine all day.....

[FletchLives]

it puts the lotion on the skin?

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by FletchLives

it puts the lotion on the skin?

Lotion is no match for cold weather. Its steals my softness!

[Cretaceous Bob]

I have something called hyperhidrosis, which means I never stop sweating. So the back of my hands are dry as fuck, but my palms are still sweaty as shit. The biological function to cool us down never turns the fuck off for me, which means I'm always colder than everyone else. It's like my body and winter are conspiring to make me fucking hate them both.

[campy]

Originally Posted by FletchLives

to campy, when i think "grumpy canadian" it's equated a toddler that dropped his icecream cone. still fucking adorable. oh canadians.

Ahheee...I <3 this...thank you!!!

[metal_martha_stewart]

Originally Posted by punk'n

Lotion is no match for cold weather. Its steals my softness!

It's true. I drink about a gallon of water a day and keep up with my strict moisturizing regimen both morning and night. It makes no difference. My weak, pasty flesh is no match for the dry, bitter coldness out-of-doors and the even drier, heated in-of-doors...no matter how much lotion I slather on it.

[campy]

We're complaining but the Aussies really have something to bitch about today

Wintry weather brings snow to Australia in midsummer - Telegraph

[Sparrow]

Winter. Solid grey/white skies make my heart crack and bleed for want of color. Black ice can eat my balls. Nobody sells de-icer here so I'm goddamn fucking stuck scraping, nearly always unsuccessfully because my scraper only scrapes on a bizarre inside fucking angle, the frozen sky piss on my winshield every. fucking. day. Snow is slushy and turns georgia red clay into georgia red fuck you mud. I see 32* on my car display at 4 pm and I want to run my car off into a ravine.