Fuck Winter

[lalalemon]

ughhh winter.

I hate being cold all the time. I hate the shitty heat in my shitty car. I hate chapped lips. I hate chapped noses. I hate smoking outside. I hate slipping on ice and busting my ass.

and none of my favorite shows are on tv.

the only good thing about winter... COLLEGE BASKETBALL. OW OW!

[word]

winter makes everyone mad this whole post is pissed of people lol. Oh im mad too fucking drive way is too steep to drive up so i have to park on the street the car takes 20 minutes to heat up when it cold as hell out side my crappy neighborhood has like one plow.

[FletchLives]

meanwhile, i'm driving with my sunroof open and my sleeves rolled up. have to wear my wayfarers cause it's so bright and sunny. and if we do get any frozen precipitory friends from the sky when it gets to 30 this weekend, it won't stick, and if it does, i have all-wheel drive so fuck it.
yes, precipitory is probably not a word.

[lalalemon]

Originally Posted by FletchLives

meanwhile, i'm driving with my sunroof open and my sleeves rolled up. have to wear my wayfarers cause it's so bright and sunny. and if we do get any frozen precipitory friends from the sky when it gets to 30 this weekend, it won't stick, and if it does, i have all-wheel drive so fuck it.
yes, precipitory is probably not a word.

fuck.
you.

[FletchLives]

much love

[missmilf25]

i hate my old, drafty house. there's not enough plastic, tape, insulation, drapes and space heaters in the world to make my 50 year old house warm enough for me to walk around in my underwear. i hate having to shovel my two-car driveway at 5am just so i can pull out safely and not get stuck. i hate that my crappy car takes 20 minutes to warm up. i hate black ice. i hate my kids tracking snow in the house and stepping on that shit when i only have socks on. i hate frozen pipes. i hate having to put on layer upon layer of clothes just so the -10° wind chill doesn't give me immediate hypothermia. i hate that ice cream, one of my most favorite things in the whole world, only makes me more cold. winter can suck a fat one

[FletchLives]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Protip: treat windows with rain-x every 3 months or use the washer fluid additive they make and ice comes off very easily.

rain-x is brand. they make de-icer.

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Nobody sells de-icer here.

[FletchLives]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

No, it's regular rain-x I'm talking about. Sold for RAIN It's sold all over

you know that's just scotchguard right?

[Chronicle615]

When I was a little kid, I loved it. Snow days= NO SCHOOL!!! Now i'm older, and have to drive in the shit to get to work, I hate it.

[lalalemon]

Originally Posted by Chronicle615

When I was a little kid, I loved it. Snow days= NO SCHOOL!!! Now i'm older, and have to drive in the shit to get to work, I hate it.

I work part time at a school so snow days = no money.
I'm moving to florida when I grow up.