Fuck Winter

FletchLives · 01-31-2011, 09:57 AM

we are going to have a high of 21` on wednesday. i know that doesn't seem so crazy to a lot of you. but for Dallas, this sucks.
edit: oh and yesterday the high was 80

campy · 01-31-2011, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by eurotrash karlos

I fucked off to Egypt for 3 weeks .......

fuck winter

from this

to this

Sorry but Fuck being in Egypt right now...I'd rather be in snowy Canada

BrianAlt · 01-31-2011, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by campy

Sorry but Fuck being in Egypt right now...I'd rather be in snowy Canada

Damn right on that one. Wonder if he's trying to get out now?

Rabbit · 01-31-2011, 02:23 PM

I was in a hurry to catch the bus dismorning, and when I took one step onto the sidewalk I wiped out on the black ice. The entire apartment complex was covered with an invisible layer of ice. Now I have a bruise on my ass.

All I could think of was Micah Sherman imitating the crazy weatherman. "everything turns to black ice! OH GOD!"

i'minu · 01-31-2011, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Station

Your son is about the same age i was when we got the big blizzards in the 90's. if you have an upstairs window, i highly suggest he plays stuntman off the roof. Super awesome and a vary rare opportunity.

yes, great fun. during the 1993 blizzard upstate ny got over 4 feet of snow in one day. adding to the mounds of snow around the house. so me and my fat friend kept jumping out of the 2nd floor windows. he was scared shitless and the suburban neighbors thought we were nuts.
i love the winter,the cold the snow. shovling, snowboarding, sleading, icefishing, building tiny little snowmen (calvin and hobbes style), pushing children down and not letting them up, ice skating, hiking, writing your name with pee, and the feeling of your boggers freezing.

FletchLives · 02-01-2011, 09:41 AM

the ice is too thick on the ground for anyone to get their car out of my apartment complex. but that means i don't go to work today.
I LOVE WINTER!
probably only because i'm on my second crowne and coke and i've smoked quite a bit. i still have lots of weed, lots of alcohol, and netlix. changing my name to HermitLives

edit: by the way, it's not even 10am yet.

edit part deux: question for people used to cold weather and such, how do you get laid when your car can't leave your home?

campy · 02-02-2011, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by FletchLives

edit part deux: question for people used to cold weather and such, how do you get laid when your car can't leave your home?

Live with your booty call like I do...heheh

Fuck Winter today...it snowed on 100 million north american's today...From New Mexico to Newfoundland...FUCK THAT

Mind you...it could be worse, you could be in Queensland :-(

DaHonay · 02-02-2011, 08:14 PM

It's going to be 17 degrees where I live in AZ. I have to go "wrap the pipes" on the outside of the house. WTF is THAT about?

Someone done pissed Mother Nature off. This shiznit needs to stop asap. I live in the desert for a reason.

missmilf25 · 02-02-2011, 08:51 PM

2 inches of ice underneath 4 inches of snow, 50 mph winds, three days of being trapped in the house with the stir-crazy kids...winter can suck big, hairy, wrinkled, crab infested old man balls

01-31-2011, 09:57 AM	#61 (permalink)
FletchLives Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 901	we are going to have a high of 21` on wednesday. i know that doesn't seem so crazy to a lot of you. but for Dallas, this sucks. edit: oh and yesterday the high was 80 Last edited by FletchLives; 01-31-2011 at 02:30 PM.
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Rabbit Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 89	I was in a hurry to catch the bus dismorning, and when I took one step onto the sidewalk I wiped out on the black ice. The entire apartment complex was covered with an invisible layer of ice. Now I have a bruise on my ass. All I could think of was Micah Sherman imitating the crazy weatherman. "everything turns to black ice! OH GOD!"
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02-01-2011, 09:41 AM	#66 (permalink)
FletchLives Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 901	the ice is too thick on the ground for anyone to get their car out of my apartment complex. but that means i don't go to work today. I LOVE WINTER! probably only because i'm on my second crowne and coke and i've smoked quite a bit. i still have lots of weed, lots of alcohol, and netlix. changing my name to HermitLives edit: by the way, it's not even 10am yet. edit part deux: question for people used to cold weather and such, how do you get laid when your car can't leave your home? __________________ twitter.com/jfletchlives PSN: PityParty (take this as a challenge) Last edited by FletchLives; 02-01-2011 at 09:44 AM.
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DaHonay Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Pillaging your neighborhood Posts: 1,439	It's going to be 17 degrees where I live in AZ. I have to go "wrap the pipes" on the outside of the house. WTF is THAT about? Someone done pissed Mother Nature off. This shiznit needs to stop asap. I live in the desert for a reason.
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missmilf25 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: not in a house, not with a mouse, not here or there, not ANYWHERE Posts: 200	2 inches of ice underneath 4 inches of snow, 50 mph winds, three days of being trapped in the house with the stir-crazy kids...winter can suck big, hairy, wrinkled, crab infested old man balls
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