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[JackieO]

Misdemeanor Arraignments - m4w - 32

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Reply to: pers-513123041@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-18, 11:08AM CST


December 14, 8:15am. You wore an orange jump suit, flip flops and leg irons. I think you were charged with either driving after suspension, open bottle in a motor vehicle, or both. As I recall, you were given 90 days suspended, a fine and some chemical dependancy counseling.

I was the guy at the prosecution table wearing a blue suit and red tie. I was thumbing though a copy of the Minnesota Criminal Statutes.

As the bailiff led you out, our eyes met and it seemed as though we had "a moment." If you have any sort of access to a computer, please shoot me an email. Maybe we can have a drink when you get off probation.