Funny Craigs List Post

[JackieO]

Misdemeanor Arraignments - m4w - 32

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Reply to: pers-513123041@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-18, 11:08AM CST


December 14, 8:15am. You wore an orange jump suit, flip flops and leg irons. I think you were charged with either driving after suspension, open bottle in a motor vehicle, or both. As I recall, you were given 90 days suspended, a fine and some chemical dependancy counseling.

I was the guy at the prosecution table wearing a blue suit and red tie. I was thumbing though a copy of the Minnesota Criminal Statutes.

As the bailiff led you out, our eyes met and it seemed as though we had "a moment." If you have any sort of access to a computer, please shoot me an email. Maybe we can have a drink when you get off probation.

[jesikat]

Originally Posted by JackieO

Misdemeanor Arraignments - m4w - 32

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Reply to: pers-513123041@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-18, 11:08AM CST


December 14, 8:15am. You wore an orange jump suit, flip flops and leg irons. I think you were charged with either driving after suspension, open bottle in a motor vehicle, or both. As I recall, you were given 90 days suspended, a fine and some chemical dependancy counseling.

I was the guy at the prosecution table wearing a blue suit and red tie. I was thumbing though a copy of the Minnesota Criminal Statutes.

As the bailiff led you out, our eyes met and it seemed as though we had "a moment." If you have any sort of access to a computer, please shoot me an email. Maybe we can have a drink when you get off probation.

whaaaaaaaaa?????
no ways!

[marina]

Originally Posted by JackieO

Misdemeanor Arraignments - m4w - 32

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Reply to: pers-513123041@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-18, 11:08AM CST


December 14, 8:15am. You wore an orange jump suit, flip flops and leg irons. I think you were charged with either driving after suspension, open bottle in a motor vehicle, or both. As I recall, you were given 90 days suspended, a fine and some chemical dependancy counseling.

I was the guy at the prosecution table wearing a blue suit and red tie. I was thumbing though a copy of the Minnesota Criminal Statutes.

As the bailiff led you out, our eyes met and it seemed as though we had "a moment." If you have any sort of access to a computer, please shoot me an email. Maybe we can have a drink when you get off probation.

oh this has got to be a joke.

[MichaelG]

Now That I know a few of you and your home address I am going to post something on your local Craigs list for you to find.

[JackieO]

Originally Posted by jesikat

whaaaaaaaaa?????
no ways!

'tis true!

Originally Posted by marina

oh this has got to be a joke.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. Considering where it came from.

Originally Posted by MichaelG

Now That I know a few of you and your home address I am going to post something on your local Craigs list for you to find.

You totally should!




Swing for you to try - m4w - 40

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Reply to: pers-513123041@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-18, 3:00 CST

Me--Mexican from California
You- White Woman from the middle

The postman came and deliver the swing. Now will you come and deliver?

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by JackieO

You totally should!
Swing for you to try - m4w - 40

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Reply to: pers-513123041@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-18, 3:00 CST

Me--Mexican from California
You- White Woman from the middle

The postman came and deliver the swing. Now will you come and deliver?

Awesome.....

[lebowski]

Originally Posted by JackieO

'tis true!




I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. Considering where it came from.




You totally should!




Swing for you to try - m4w - 40

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Reply to: pers-513123041@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-18, 3:00 CST

Me--Mexican from California
You- White Woman from the middle

The postman came and deliver the swing. Now will you come and deliver?

bad grammar is key to the believability, good job

[Rhian]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

But paltalk isn't?

Of course it is! I wonder if we should trade stuff on there?

[JackieO]

Originally Posted by lebowski

bad grammar is key to the believability, good job

[ElleJ]

Seeking other S.Jersey Realtors...Lets talk - m4w - 30

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Reply to: pers-509494090@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-14, 5:27PM EST


So, do any other South Jersey Real Estate Agents read through the CL personals?
I think it would be fun to chat with someone in the same profession and have some fun.
Im marriend and need to be discreet. Business is slow this time of year, maybe we could find a way to fill some of the spare time. Wink Wink

Ive always had a fantasy of having a discreet affair with someone. It would be fun to have something in common to talk about.

Email me. Id love to hear from you!


At first I thought it was a joke from MG. Then I realized it didn't mention flip flops, sooo...this is for reals. For the record, no I will not be contacting him. Weirdo.