Funny Craigs List Post

[MichaelG]

It looks like a code. 672 an address on Curtis street

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Bring British cigarettes and blood

[jesikat]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

It looks like a code. 672 an address on Curtis street

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Bring British cigarettes and blood

wow you are good at craigslist!
mebbe u should forward it on to arcatacat?

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by jesikat

wow you are good at craigslist!
mebbe u should forward it on to arcatacat?

Who??

[jesikat]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

Who??

this creepy guy?

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T girl at Sec of State - m4w - 34
Reply to: pers-512486025@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-17, 7:10PM EST


Saw you at the Secretary of State..on Friday.
U r very attractive...
I waited outside while u got into ur car
Write back if u see this..and tell me what u were driving

[marina]

Originally Posted by iheartnihilism

Oh Magoo you've done it again! - w4m

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Reply to: pers-510780254@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-16, 1:49AM EST


A hand for each hand was planned for the world.
Why don't my fingers reach?
Millions of grains of sand in the world.
Why such a lonely beach?
Where is the voice to answer mine back?
Where are two shoes that click to my clack?
I'm all alone in the world.



it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

i think that this would have probably gotten a great response in the w4w section.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by jesikat

this creepy guy?

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T girl at Sec of State - m4w - 34
Reply to: pers-512486025@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-17, 7:10PM EST


Saw you at the Secretary of State..on Friday.
U r very attractive...
I waited outside while u got into ur car
Write back if u see this..and tell me what u were driving

Yes, him...

[slam_858]

I was walking with my dog when you slipped and fell directly onto the poopy pile that little Sammy just left. lol! I couldn't believe it, and was too stunned to ask you out. Hit me up after you wash all that poop off your nice white sweater.

Right out of DC... too bad I missed that connection happening

[jesikat]

i'm finding the "rants & raves" section just as entertaining as the "Missed connections"

Re: Where am I?
Reply to: pers-514407616@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-19, 3:34PM EST


I too would guess Eastpointe. Harper Woods has already turned into Detroit, so that would be old news. Eastpointe is getting worse daily. Not only is it getting darker, but the taxes and water are sky high.

In the history of the world, blacks have never improved a neighborhood. They always make things worse.

wow.. racist much?

[jesikat]

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Geriatric Sex Gross? Get A Grip, Skippy!!!
Reply to: pers-513849373@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-19, 1:23AM EST


You say it grosses you out. Let's see how grossed out YOU get when you are older and want some physical closeness,intimacy and companionship. You will not always be the 'Stud' or 'Sex Kitten' you were in your youth. And will come a time when your mind is willing but the flesh is weak. Betcha you'll be reaching for the Viagra and won't stop to think how grossed out you were about old folks having sex- because now it's YOU!!

[JackieO]

yeah breast milk

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Reply to: pers-514053373@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-19, 8:45AM CST


that's a great question - lol - any women out there that would like to share?